#arleneq

If you had your own fragrance line, what would it be?" "Always Superior by Arlene Takahashi.

You should swallow the word of the Lord.

You seem like you’ve got a stick lodged five feet up your ass, and I’m just trying to help you pull it out.

Look on the bright side — you didn’t die. Or get shanked. So, ya know, be grateful.

If your sister ever decides not to be a scaredy cat, I’d have no problem introducing myself. I promise I won’t shank her, or anything. Unless she provokes me.

You know, when I came over here, I wasn’t looking for an educated, logical answer, so I think I’m just gonna go and pray for good tacos tomorrow.