//we had a whole ass conversation last night in the GC about kobolds eating dead sentient beings bc hey, free food and all.
Told our kobold player that Wanderer would say "hey, if I die first and you eat me, pls for the love of fuck season me right and then put me on a spit for a slow roast. Like, don't dishonor me by sprinkling a little salt on me and calling it a day. No white suburban soccer mom seasoning on this bitch. Give me flavor."
Then we discussed who would have the most meat on their bones.
Our owlkin Artemis would have the most to pick from, then Wanderer, then our half elf/dwarf Morgana, then our human reaper Jin, and then our half-elf-all-alcohol Orestes. Arix is last bc tiny kobold would be doing the eating, not being the eaten.