#aricoyotes

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE DUALITY OF THIS MAN (honestly he’s soft and a complete sweetheart and I would die for him)

FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE THIS:

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND YOU THEN HAVE HIM POSTING THIS SHIT ON INSTAGRAM

There’s two here lol Oliver Ekman Larsson and Jason Demers

ok listen this is the cutest gif 

OEL: This is a man who will cross 4 lanes of busy street traffic without waiting for a traffic signal because he saw a dog and wants to pet it

Daddy: He’s the dude who will show up alone to pub quiz night and just sit down at a table and join a random team, talking to the group immediately just talking to them like he’s known them for YEARS

Oliver Ekman-Larsson - Car sex

Derek Stepan - praise kink (giving)

Jason Demers - ORAL IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION

Alex Galchenyuk - praise kink (receiving)

Jakub Chychrun - temperature play

I did colin in my dreams but also right here, love! :D

Yotes:

Push off a cliff: C**s*ns

Frick frack: Chychrun

Marry: OEL

Set on fire: ALSO C**s*ns

Wrap a blanket around: Galchenyuk

Be roommates with: Derek Stepan

He’s into a LOT of things because the man is a king of kink and I love him ok

I was told to submit pictures of players so here you go! This is Brendan Perlini

This is the face of a shy man who hangs out at the library because he has a stupid crush on you, the librarian. You guys have some cute conversations, and you flirt occasionally, but he gets really flustered and overwhelmed sometimes. He does his best though. It’s cute. But sometimes it’s SO FUNNY because you’ll ask if he needs help finding anything and he’ll panic and be like  “UM A BOOK” “Okay I can help with that. What sort of book?” “Uh.... a book on.... uh.... birds. No. Uh. Art. Um. Bird. Art. Bird art!” “Bird art?”  And he is still having a Panic so he just GOES WITH IT and so he’s suddenly found himself checking out like 5 different books on birds in art.

It’s cute. 

He actually finds them kind of interesting (he figured it’d be dumb to not read them especially if you asked about them when he returned them so now he knows Way Too Much about Bird Art)

Ilya Lyubushkin, with wife and baby boy. Apparently He’s on my team??

My team, too, fam and yeah I had no idea who he was lmao but I now love him.

He looks like the sort of dude who will ALWAYS pay for the coffee of the person behind him in line at starbucks because it’s “putting nice into the world”