P.S. I Love You to the Signs/Placements

Scorpio Mercury’s

..Have silky, haunting voices. I will not know who is speaking or singing but my ears will pulsate and then I’m stuck in a trance. For example, Snoop Dogg has a silvery sounding voice. Could be all the cannabis but I’m gonna chalk it up to his Mercury sitting in all that Plutonic energy. Sza sings in a cursive-esque manner. Like some powerful serpent through water, It’s enticing. The lead singer of the band ‘Chevelle’ has his Mercury in Scorpio and I could listen to him croon forever.

Cancer Mercury’s

...Have ethereal sounding pipes. I think it’s all that moon energy. It’s melancholic but in a lullaby way. Just read me the yellow pages in that voice. Lana Del Rey sings like she’s howling at the moon. Long and mournful and drawn out, like it echoes.

Capricorn Moons/Placements

...I like how disciplined you are. How hardworking you are. Your regimented approach and your ruthless ambition to excel. I could do without some of your cruelty at times and though people can take you for cold, I feel your practical approach to things is something everyone can learn from. 

Capricorn Mercury’s

After the first two, your Mercury placement is everything. It is structured. Haunting. Hypnotic. Anthony Hopkins and James Earl Jones both have this placement. Deep and earthy. Penetrating.

Libra Placements/ Risings

You are beautiful. Period. I love how you try to be diplomatic. How you see the good in people. You have to work on your ability to stand up for yourself a bit more but us cynics need you around to remind us a life of war isn’t the only way.

Arians/Martians

Especially in the 1st house: I love how authentic you are at the ascendant. I love that you don’t take any shit from anyone. You’re not afraid to call out a fake or a phony. When it’s time to go to war, you [all] have been my most loyal allies. You never compromise your ideals or morals for anyone. Your thick skin. Your energy and resilience, It’s admirable.

Taurus Risings/Taurean/Venusian Placements.

I admire your grit and tenacity. Believe it or not, I admire how stubborn you can be. How you love facts and figures. How you speak fluent sarcasm. I admire your elegance and your appreciation for the finer things in life. I love that you are not afraid to indulge in them either. That you realize there is no shame in a life of prosperity. You are what best friends are made of.

Most Elevated Planet as Uranus

I am in awe of your rebellious energy. Your “fuck the world” approach to life. Uranians in general, I admire that you move to the beat of your own drum and find ways to capitalize on it. That Alien energy is so ‘fetch’ ;). This is a placement of the outlaw that still makes a name for themselves. Mafia Boss Carlo Gambino and The Late Great Nipsey Hussle have their Most elevated Planet as Uranus.

Virgo Placements

I love how detail-oriented you are. Virgo Mars’ I love how you care for your health and physique. Though your nitpicking can be annoying, sometimes love comes in the form of correction and you capitalize on this. The rest of the Zodiac need people like you to fact check and clock all the things the rest of us miss. I love how facts figures just come to you out of nowhere. How you, as an Earth sign mesh well with me, Water. How you stay out of Scorpio’s way. Virgo’s are the placement I have had the least issues with.

Capricorn Mars’

I would make love to you forever if I could. Your Stamina is unmatched. 

Cancer Placements [Even the men]

I appreciate your nurturing nature. How you’re always trying to make sure everyone is Ok. How your devotion is unmatched when someone is finally able to get you out of your shell. How protective you get. How your anger is biblical if you or a loved one is crossed.

Leo Placements

You fight for the people you love. How you will start a melee just to protect your friends. How you’re like gravity, and people are simply drawn to you. Your regal presence. I could do without your drama sometimes but even that can be a sight in itself. Your warmth and joviality. Your natural leadership capabilities.

Gemini Placements

I hate you and can’t stay away from you at the same time. You’re fascinating. Your intelligence, how you can piece together an idea with ease. How you can bullshit like no other. The gift of gab, your charm, your cleverness, your ability to debate anything and make fair points at the same time. How you are the social butterfly of the zodiac. Will I ever trust you? Absolutely not. If you fuck with me, will I destroy you? Probably. But I’ve had some of the best experiences conversationally and socially with you around. You light up the room.

Jupiter/Sag Placements

You make me so happy. You make everyone happy. Your jolly nature. Your penchant for exploration. How you love to learn from others. How you’re not afraid to shout and be joyful [even if your other placements are more introverted]. Your ability to connect with people from all walks of life due to your ability to expand, not just your mind but your heart. I appreciate your ability to never stay in the same place for long. This world is meant to be explored and you are the authority on this.

Neptunian/Piscean Placements

You are unrivaled when it comes to intuition. I love your ability to dream, to think up all kinds of fantastic things. How you pick up on the subtleties and nuances that many others miss. How you’re not afraid to be vulnerable. That in itself is a gift. Your talent with music and art. How your serenades could make Orpheus jealous.

Lilith Dominants

Kings and Queens, Your ‘Devil May Care” attitude is savage and I am here for it. You are unapologetic with the way you live your life. You do what you want, eat what you want, fuck who you want, and never mind the consequences. You do what we all wish we had the balls to. Hedonism is not a sin to you but a perfectly acceptable way to live. We should all be brave enough to do as we wish and not care what others think.

Plutonians

I will ride forever for you. This includes Moon/Pluto folk, Venus/Pluto folk, Mars/Pluto folk Sun/Pluto folks, etc. This is why I scream “GANG!” when one of you messages me and anyone who has an issue with it can have a seat in the back with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give AF. I admire your intensity. I admire how deeply you feel everything. How you own being misunderstood. Your commitment to finding out the truth no matter what. Your unapologetic mission to seek vengeance justice when you’re wronged. How you can cook up a hex/curse like no other. Your devotion is only rivaled/matched to Leo’s. How you can seduce almost anyone with just a glance. How you accept and embrace sexuality and don’t apologize for it. How you’re able to read minds. Your tactician-like approach to everything. How you don’t fear the dark, but rather embrace it.

Chiron Dominants

Nazarenes

The Nazarenes were an early Jewish-Christian group. They generally kept Jewish practices, accepted Jesus as Messiah, and used both the Old Testament and a Hebrew/Aramaic gospel tradition associated with the Gospel of the Hebrews or Gospel of the Nazarenes.

Their sacred texts appear to have included the Hebrew Scriptures and a Hebrew version of Matthew or related gospel material, alongside other New Testament writings used by Jewish Christians.

They are usually described as more Torah-observant than the wider Gentile church, while still affirming Jesus in a distinctly Christian way.

Gnostics

Gnosticism was not one single church but a cluster of movements. A shared theme was that the material world is flawed or even spiritually hostile, and salvation comes through **gnosis**—special revealed knowledge that awakens the divine spark within a person.

Their texts were varied. Commonly cited Gnostic writings include the Secret Book of John, Gospel of Thomas, Gospel of Mary, Gospel of Judas, Gospel of Truth, Treatise on Resurrection, and other Nag Hammadi texts.

Many Gnostic groups also used some New Testament books, especially writings attributed to Paul and John, but they interpreted them in a very different, more mystical way.

Arians

Arianism was a 4th-century Christian doctrine, not a separate “religion” in the modern sense. Arians taught that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was begotten or created by the Father and is therefore not coequal with God the Father in the Nicene sense; they rejected the traditional doctrine of the Trinity.

Their sacred texts were basically the Christian Scriptures, especially the New Testament, but they read them through their doctrine about Christ’s created status.

Historically, Arian controversy centered on how to interpret biblical passages about the Son, rather than on using a different canon of books

At a glance

| Group | Core belief | Sacred texts |

| Nazarenes | Jesus as Messiah, Jewish law-observant Christianity | Old Testament, Hebrew/Aramaic gospel tradition, New Testament writings

| Gnostics | Salvation by secret knowledge; world often seen as flawed | Gnostic scriptures like Secret Book of John, Gospel of Thomas, Gospel of Mary, Gospel of Judas, plus some New Testament texts

| Arians | Son is created/begotten by the Father, not coequal with Him | Christian Bible, especially New Testament read in an Arian way

Important distinction

A common confusion is that “Nazarenes” here does **not** mean the modern Church of the Nazarene. The ancient Nazarenes were an early Jewish-Christian sect, while the modern denomination is a much later Protestant church.

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