i’m sorry but thinking about smoking w/ argyle has my brain going brrrrrrr
CW: weed obviously, making out, grinding, oral (f receiving), penetrative sex, implied threesome
would never make you roll your own joint
BUT he likes rolling them with you there bc he likes when you lick the paper …….
he makes the back of his van all comfy with blankets and pillows
you literally keep a stuffed animal back there bc of how often you nap in there
stares at u with the cutest glazed over eyes while you talk or sing mindlessly to a song
“argyle, can you pass me the lighter?” “i will literally do anything for you”
lotttssssss of grinding and sloppily making out
i saw someone say that jonathan would eat you out and use cotton mouth as an excuse to wanna do it more and i feel like argyle would do the same
have you seen that man’s hair bruh if you guys are doing ANYTHING your hands are running through it
him holding the joint to ur lips while u ride him <3
finding little hidden beaches to have smoke seshs
WHAT IF YOU GUYS BUILT A STONER TREEHOUSE
like you have a huge tree in your backyard and you guys get jonathan to help you build a treehouse and you can decorate it all cute and have a record player omg
you, argyle, and jonathan hang out a lot up there
3 of you always smoking up there (sometimes other activities …. )
you always have your own weed to bring, but argyle never makes you smoke your own 🙄 he always supplies you <3 (you supply him in other ways oops)
eating edibles and going to the movies every friday
i just really wanna get high with argyle and gina than okay
