-- tethysSea [TS] began pestering archaeicEnmity [AE] at 01:08 --
[01:08] AE: the fuck
[01:08] TS: Shello random person I have messaged. 38D
[01:08] AE: who the fuck are oyu
[01:08] AE: nO
[01:08] AE: LORDS WHY
[01:08] TS: Beclaws I am bored and reeely do naught have anyone to talk to.
[01:09] AE: so you pick me
[01:09] AE: please tell me youre just some upstart fuchsia and not anyone important
[01:09] TS: I hit the little button on my trollian that said "random"
[01:09] TS: I am reeeel important angelfish.
[01:09] AE: call me that again and I'll find a reason to remove your spine.
[01:10] TS: You would have to find me first. 38*
[01:10] AE: .......i can at least dream
[01:11] TS: Naught even in yore dreams cod you find me, or yore nightmares.
[01:11] AE: ain't afraid of a fuckin fish
[01:11] AE: pufffed up motherfuckers aint got shit on this
[01:12] TS: I did naught say you were? Just that I do naught sleep, and whale that means no dream bubble meet ups for mee.
[01:12] AE: why dont you sleep
[01:12] AE: sleep is the greatest privilege ever
[01:13] TS: I cant.
[01:13] AE: why cant you sleep then
[01:13] TS: I can naught sleep. Its part of bein my blood color, we do naught sleep we do naught dream. We just exist.
[01:13] AE: thats unfortunate
[01:13] AE: seems death would be a blessing
[01:13] TS: Yeah whale, I have naught an idea of what I am missin.
[01:14] TS: I can naight die ether!
[01:14] AE: explain
[01:14] TS: The only one that can krill me is a Heir, or someone who has the trident for the heir.
[01:14] TS: I have the trident and no Heir.
[01:15] AE: why?
[01:15] TS: Its reel hard to make a Heir when you do naught get aroused.
[01:15] TS: By anyfin.
[01:15] AE: never seen any other fuschias death work that way
[01:15] AE: friend a mine culled hers jsut fine
[01:16] AE: on the plus side
[01:16] AE: if you cant die
[01:16] TS: Tidelines are diffront, or I cod be lyin. We do that ship.
[01:16] AE: i could have a fair bit of fun takin you apart
[01:16] AE: and if you can, even more reason to
[01:17] TS: Sweetcarp if you doin that ship wouldnt mess up ten otter peoples lifes I would let you reely.
[01:17] AE: aint got no investment with them
[01:17] TS: Its just she will reset ship and we will have to start the game otter.
[01:17] TS: I do.
[01:17] AE: sucks to be you
[01:17] TS: It reeely does?
[01:18] TS: I am tryin to be the best person I cod be but no one is givin me the kelp I need to keep doin this ship and there whale come a moment where I just stop carin again.
[01:18] AE: part o me really hopes you get taken out Human Osiris Style just to see if its possible
[01:19] AE: thats a fun legend
[01:19] TS: 0h tell me aboat it! I love legends!
[01:20] AE: some motherfucker got pissy an cut him into pieces an scattered them. bulge was heavily focused on for some reason
[01:21] TS: I sea.
[01:21] AE: later he got put back together but he couldnt be in the world of the living anymore
[01:21] TS: 0h that sounds reeel fin!
[01:21] TS: Where was he then?
[01:21] AE: so hes the god of the underworld with a few a his kids and a pet named Ammit the Devourer
[01:21] AE: who is a crocohippolion thing
[01:21] TS: I want a pet named Ammit the devourer!
[01:21] TS: 380
[01:22] AE: ive looked into it, and i really dont think its possible
[01:22] AE: i sincerely wish a crocohippolion could exist
[01:22] AE: it would tear up the universe
[01:23] TS: I cod try makin one, I have a toy that cod make anyfin.
[01:23] TS: Though that would mean usin the dumb thin, and whale I reeely hate tech?
[01:24] AE: have fun
[01:24] AE: ill be rooting for your inevitable destruction in this corner over here
[01:24] TS: Naw, reely I have no idea what this thin is seaposed to look like.
[01:24] TS: Aww tanks.
[01:25] TS: Who should I make shore gets a message when I die?
[01:25] AE: my matesprit says to tell you i'm "Taken and Unavaliable for Harrassment'?
[01:25] AE: aint given you my hatch no way no how
[01:25] TS: I am naught tryin to date you or get a hatch?
[01:25] TS: Just somefin to call you.
[01:25] TS: 38\
[01:25] AE: why would i want a fuchsia to call me?
[01:26] AE: pink is my least favorite color.
[01:26] TS: After what happened the last two times I tried makin quads one ripped my hand off and the otter vanished.
[01:26] AE: had my own share of bullshit relationships
[01:26] TS: Listen, if you want me to shut the glub up just say so.
[01:26] AE: no, im enjoying this back and forth
[01:26] TS: I whale leave you alone but honestly I am just tryin to be a little less lonely right now.
[01:27] TS: I am too! Its why I wanted somefin to call you before I resort to sweetcarp or angelfish.
[01:27] AE: im just also being a dick cause im openly an asshole to people i dont intend to like
[01:27] AE: just call me Makara then
[01:27] AE: or Capricorn
[01:27] TS: Makara? REEEELY?
[01:27] AE: theres official ways to do this shit
[01:28] TS: REEELY?
[01:28] TS: REEEEEELLLLLYYYY?
[01:28] AE: why is that important
[01:28] TS: 0ut of all the glubben people I cod message.
[01:28] TS: I reeely like makaras? Even if mine ripped my hand off in a fit of jelous rage.
[01:28] AE: we do tend to be pretty jealous
[01:28] TS: Then he crushed the thin.
[01:29] AE: seems pretty consistent
[01:29] AE: id have eaten it
[01:29] TS: Yeah he thought I was cheatin on him, after I pretended to be dead.
[01:29] AE: wow
[01:29] TS: Sea at least then the hand would have been used for somefin.
[01:29] TS: Yeah I know thats a lot of ship.
[01:30] AE: i dont like 99% Of alternate makaras but this one seems to be a right piece a work
[01:30] AE: my <3 wants to fite you
[01:30] TS: Please tell your <3 they do naught want to fite me.
[01:30] TS: Reeely.
[01:30] TS: They do naught want this ship.
[01:31] AE: i think its over my honor or something
[01:31] TS: But who are you datin?
[01:31] AE: why would I tell you?
[01:31] TS: I am bein nosy?
[01:31] TS: I did nofin to yore honor?
[01:31] AE: im aware of this
[01:31] AE: but i may also be only telling them half the story for funs sake
[01:32] TS: 0h my cod.
[01:32] TS: Jerk.
[01:32] AE: its adorable
[01:32] AE: shes so tiny and i am so tol
[01:32] TS: SHE?
[01:32] TS: Tell me more about her!
[01:32] TS: Reely just gush aboat her.
[01:32] AE: she, they, he, pronouns arent a thing
[01:33] TS: Ah, ocray! I sea
[01:33] TS: Tell me more!
[01:34] AE: im not inclined to talk about others when theyre not around, least of all those important to me.
[01:34] TS: Aww, I reeely wanted to bask in yore love for a minno.
[01:34] TS: *Minnow
[01:35] AE: go fetishize someone elses quads then
[01:35] TS: I am naught fetishizeing it? I just am reeely happy to sea a happy soundin Makara.
[01:36] AE: its fuckin creepy that an unrelated party is so invested in me just cause of my sign.
[01:36] AE: really quite gross
[01:36] AE: ive had enough of that in my life
[01:36] TS: Its gross to be happy for someone knowin a lot of there alts are sad?
[01:37] AE: yes, as its reducing me to one of many rather than a fuckin individual
[01:37] AE: we're already practically clones of each other
[01:37] AE: *from hatch
[01:37] TS: You are one of many?
[01:37] AE: do you not understand the basics of cosciousness?
[01:38] AE: each separate timeline is one
[01:38] TS: I am naught dumb, I get that ship.
[01:38] TS: Yore reeel diffront then my Makara.
[01:38] AE: the collective cant be reached until MANY levels above us
[01:38] AE: good
[01:38] AE: they sound like a fuckin imbecile from the little bits youve said
[01:38] TS: D0 NAUGHT CALL HIM THAT.
[01:39] TS: D0 NAUGHT.
[01:39] TS: Y0U D0 NAUGHT KN0W HIM.
[01:39] AE: i know myself well enough and some traits are consistent
[01:39] TS: He is nofin like you.
[01:39] AE: again
[01:39] AE: /good/
[01:40] AE: i wold hate to be anything like someone who willingly dates a pinkblood.
[01:40] TS: Yore naiught good enough to be anyfin like him.
[01:40] AE: bet i'd eat him alive
[01:41] AE: since hes 'one of many' why are you so attached
[01:41] TS: I would love to sea you try.
[01:41] TS: Beclaws hes MINE.
[01:41] TS: HE is my 0NE.
[01:41] AE: it must really suck to be him then?
[01:41] AE: with hw disturbingly possessive that is
[01:41] TS: Yore queen isnt possesive of her people?
[01:42] AE: shes dead
[01:42] TS: Right.
[01:42] AE: and im glad about at least that.
[01:42] TS: Have you sean the body?
[01:42] AE: the horns, which is why im very doubtful
[01:42] AE: but since i cant prove her life theres nothing to do
[01:43] AE: for the record
[01:43] TS: You cod go find her? I mean its the least you cod do for yore leader.
[01:43] AE: oh hello no
[01:43] AE: nevermind
[01:43] AE: saving that rant
[01:43] AE: you can go fuck yourself if you think id ever go foind that bitch
[01:43] TS: At least to make shore Momma doesnt krill everfin.
[01:43] AE: id rather save the effort and take over myself
[01:43] AE: and if we all die, so be it
[01:43] AE: that monster is an abomination anyway
[01:43] TS: Have fin dyin then!
[01:44] TS: You and youre little matesprit.
[01:44] AE: i died a long fuckin time ago, just waitin for the body to follow
[01:44] TS: I hope they arent warm blooded, those go first!
[01:44] TS: Do naught cut yourshelf on that edge.
[01:44] AE: ?
[01:44] AE: just statin a fact
[01:45] TS: Wave too eadgy for me.
[01:45] AE: wuss
[01:45] TS: Next yore going to start tellin me how you have a dark soul and yore matesprit is the only thin keepin you goin.
[01:45] AE: sittin up in your cushy little block like you deserve respect
[01:45] TS: I was bein seacastic ya idiot.
[01:45] TS: What block?
[01:46] AE: do you expect me to convert to seadweller lingo cause i aint fuckin doin it
[01:46] TS: I quit, gave that ship to the Handmaiden, she wrecked everyfin.
[01:46] AE: wow
[01:46] AE: ive lost all respect for you
[01:46] AE: bye
-- archaeicEnmity [AE] ceased pestering tethysSea [TS] at 01:46 --
[01:46] TS: You never had any to begin with. 38*
[01:46] AE: bye
-- archaeicEnmity [AE] ceased pestering tethysSea [TS] at 01:46 --
[01:46] TS: Hello!
-- archaeicEnmity [AE] ceased pestering tethysSea [TS] at 01:46 --
















