#trampfish

This is vway more relatable than I vwant it to be zz:I

Buddy, I'm a 5' tall seadweller legally classed as a mutant. I livwe in a tent and theres a price on my head bigger than i am. What the fuck are you bitter about.

Buddy, show me where I asked.

If you’re not a highblood, it doesn’t apply to you. Wow! Imagine that! My timeline’s hemospectrum is tyrian-down, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess yours isn’t? Hey, that’s great! Whatever! Don’t care! I know someone from a rust-down timeline who’s your caste. He’s one of my closest friends, and here’s a fun fact: You know how he got that way? By not talking down to me, jackass.

Maybe I perceived you as a highblood when I first saw the notification, because it’s kinda... yknow, ingrained into me, paired with a strong reaction of fear, but I was also referring to the small host of highbloods that have decided to follow me and try to fuck with me recently. I get kind of tired of it, you know? I’d assume you know what that feels like, but hey, what do I know?

Get your cranial hull out of your ass before I kick it into your throat.

Howv can you not like chocolate??

No, sorry, thats mine.