#arcaneaddict

🔥 My Arcane Sanctum 🔥

Ladies and gentlemen, friends, enemies, and innocent bystanders: it’s time I come clean, i am indeed completely and utterly obsessed ! I have not just decorated my office. I have… transcended it.

What you see here is not a room. It is a shrine. A cathedral of Arcane. A temple where productivity and obsession sit hand in hand, working together under the watchful eyes of Jinx, Vi, Cait and the entire glorious chaos of Piltover and Zaun.

The shelves? Not bookshelves. Relics. The posters? Not posters. Portals. And yes, before you even ask, the Jinx pillows ARE necessary for creative inspiration (don’t fight me on this).

At this point, my friends don’t even ask about my “hobby” anymore. They just nod slowly, with the same look people give when someone tells them they’ve joined a very stylish, very neon cult. And they’re right. Because I haven’t just fallen down the rabbit hole...I built a damn rollercoaster through it.

And before you think this is just “a phase” ...let me remind you: next Tuesday, I’m adding an entire back tattoo to go with my Arcane sleeve. My body is literally turning into a living billboard of that masterpiece.

So yes, I might be a little too dedicated and obsessed.

Dedicated, obsessed? Honey, we passed that exit 200 miles ago. This isn’t a phase >>> it’s a lifestyle. 💥💜

This is my ridiculous and smut-filled attempt to finish each and every one of the “Steamy Romance novels” you find all over the World of Warcraft. 

They always end before the sex, but they’re funny, ridiculous and filled with puns, so it’s right up my alley. That would be a pun about vaginas in these stories, is what I’m saying. M/M, M/F, M/M/F, etc, Marcus is a total boy slut.

@jamesxfilesthemeroach i managed to forget that gum is a thing. i’ll probably have to go to the store for some but that’s not too far

@skeletonpope i don’t think there are saltines in the house but i guess other crackers would work. i’m just not sure if i can get myself to even eat that much