Very sleepy so I’m ranking how I think Cold War Characters would cuddle
Bell: 4/10. Theyre very stiff at first, but they soak up the attention like a sponge so it’s not bad
Park: 0/10. Her idea of cuddling is sitting three feet apart while working.
Woods: 5/10. He’s good at bear hugs, and theyre comforting, but he’s not good at sustained cuddling
Mason: 7/10. He’s so very touch staved after his wife died. Someone PLEASE cuddle this man.
Lazar: 10/10. Incredible. Showstopping. Amazing. He plays with your hair.
Hudson: 1/10. He doesn’t touch anyone but his wife. It’s 10/10 for her and her ONLY.
Adler: -70000/10. He injects you with substances and talks about his ex-wife the whole time
Perseus: 4/10. Decent except he won’t stop yapping about how superior he is to the Americans
Arash: 0/10. Fucking shoots you.
