#park cod

Russell Adler— regularly uses the f slur. In denial of his bisexuality.

Eleazar “Lazar” Azoulay— very straight, but the flavor of straight where he CHUGS respect women juice. Also doesn’t mind a a skirt special occasions, but not often.

Bell— Barely conscious of gender roles ever since the brainwashing. Considers themselves to be neither man or woman, since that would require being anything beyond an attack dog. Aromantic and mostly Asexual.

Jason Hudson— straight, unless you get him wine-drunk. His wife is very supportive. Used to do drag for cash.

Alex Mason— Bisexual, prefers men. Thought he was “cured” when he married his wife. (He was not.)

Helen Park— aromantic, ace-spec. Always has a special fondness for girls and has slept with plenty before, though, so she assumes that she’s just a picky masc lesbian.

Perseus— have you SEEN him? Gay. No questions asked.

Lawrence Sims— his wife is bisexual, and they go to pride events together, but he always makes it clear that he’s an ally ONLY. (What happened in ‘Nam stayed in ‘Nam)

Russell Adler— regularly uses the f slur. In denial of his bisexuality.

Eleazar “Lazar” Azoulay— very straight, but the flavor of straight where he loves being smacked around by women. He loves himself some leather. Also doesn’t mind a little crossdressing on special occasions, but it isn’t his favorite.

Bell— Barely conscious of gender roles ever since the brainwashing. Considers themselves to be neither man or woman, since that would require being anything beyond an attack dog. Aromantic. Has a weird psychosexual thing going on with Adler & sometimes Park but otherwise is repulsed by sex as a concept.

Jason Hudson— straight, unless you get him wine-drunk. His wife is very supportive. Used to do drag for cash.

Alex Mason— Bisexual, prefers men. Thought he was “cured” when he married his wife. (He was not.)

Helen Park— aromantic, ace-spec. Used to work in a BDSM dungeon before she joined MI6, but she never really got off on it, just enjoyed inflicting pain. Always a special fondness for girls and has slept with plenty before, though, so she assumes that she’s just a picky masc lesbian.

Perseus— have you SEEN him? Gay. No questions asked.

Lawrence Sims— his wife is bisexual, and they go to pride events together, but he always makes it clear that he’s an ally ONLY. (He slept with several men in ‘Nam, but he insists that he isn’t queer because of it)