SPIDER!!!
A loud shriek from Jeb's lover caused him to get up and rush into the other room, where he saw Hoffnar up on the counter of the break room. His body was shaking violently and his skin was pale from fear.
"Hoffnar- Hoffnar, love, what's wrong!?" He was worried that somehow he was hurt, or something.
Hoffnar stuttered and stammered, shakingly pointing at the ground. When Jeb turned his head and looked, he saw a large black widow just chilling on the floor.
He blinked and sighed. "Oh Hell, she got out of containment."
Hoffnar cried out. "Jeb, please get her out of hh-hhere!!"
"I will, I will. Let me get Eris. Eris!!" He called out.
The messy haired scientist walked in, holding a mug. "What's the issue?" She asked, then looked down. "Oh, Venny, you aren't supposed to be out here. You could get squished." She set the mug on the table and knelt down, picking up her pet calmly.
Hoffnar shivered as he watched her crawl onto Eris' hand.
"H-How in the Hell can you have a ss-spider as a pet!?"
"How could I not? Isn't she adorable?"
"No!" He backed his body up against the wall when he saw Venom crawl up her arm. Swallowing hard, he tries to maintain his composure.
"She's- icky- crawly, a-and she's a black widow! One of the most deadliest spiders in the world and you have it on your arm!"
"Ohh, you freak out too much... She's an angel. A black widow will only attack if threatened. Least, she will."
Jeb chuckled and spoke up. "Look, Eris why don't you go take Venom back to her home? You'll make Hoffnar faint keeping her here."
"Fine, fine... I'll see you lovers later!" She waved and walked off.
Hoffnar finally got off the counter and held his chest. "Hah... finally..." he sweated. "Why does she love spiders so much...? She even likes household spiders!
"And you lose your mind over them." Jeb snickered.
"Th- They're gross! Stop laughing!" Hoffnar puffed his cheeks, a sign he was angry.
"Ok, ok, I'll stop, I'll stop." Jeb smiled. He and Hoffnar left the breakroom and went into the hallway.
A smile curved on Jeb's face as he moved his fingers towards Hoffnar's neck, crawling them all over the bare skin.
Hoffnar SCREAMED from the ticklish spidery feeling and jumped up, causing Jeb to burst out laughing.
"Christoff!!" Hoffnar snapped, stomping his foot.
"I'm sorry, it's just so funny!" He giggled.
"Ohh I'll show you funny!"
"Uh oh-!" Hoffnar then started to chase Christoff down the halls. Dorks being dorks.














