#april phools

appreciation for their scriptwriting/skitwriting abilities: "you are the most important... and basically only person in my life." "yep." / "we keep each other's piss streams steady." "oh yeah." / *dan kneels* "whoa what in public? we're gonna get arrested!" / "will you be my phusband?" / "I just feel like we're moving too fast" / *with water bottle tear streaks on his face* "um this—SWALLOWS—proposal is brought to you by nordvpn if you—SNIFFLE—use code *voice crack* phusband, you can get—" and he fucking dies

I think we should prank them and in October throw them a phaby shower