#apracticalperfection

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Mary is far too quick for Cindy to be successful in any of her attemptswho jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: neither honestly? i feel like mary would just deliver a withering look while cindy would just burst out laughingwho has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Probably Marywho gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Cindy absolutelywho shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Cindy most definitely who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Marywho starts and who wins the pillow fights: Cindy can try all she wants, there’s no way she’d ever beat Mary in a pillow fightwho says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: ( crush meaning bert? ) Cindy absolutely just to see the look on Mary’s face 

{spreadin’ the l o o o ve 

Alrigh’ lemme just talk abou Ally for a h o t second or twenty. I met her for real for the first time 3(???) years ago when Lauren and I pit stopped at her house. And then we ate hipster mac n cheese which is alWAYS a good time! But THEN she visited my apartment last year and went to Disneyland, so I got to spend even more time with her (but couldn’t go to the park because work). SOO obviously she had to come back and spend two crazy days in Disneyland with Lauren and I, watch me have a meltdown and cry, and quote john mulaney for five days straight.

She has such a witty and clever personality and is SO FLIPPING beautiful! And she also used to send me pictures of Floofy the dog so that is a fun time. 

@apracticalperfection || interruption || accepting

2. Your muse walks in on mine talking a home pregnancy test

Peggy’s leg jiggled nervously as she sat on the edge of the bathtub and waited, eyes studiously avoiding the test sitting on the counter. She still hadn’t decided what she wanted the answer to be, yes or no, and living in this limbo was infinitely preferable to finding out that the answer wasn’t what she wanted. When she heard her neighbor let herself into the small apartment she shared with Steve, Peggy’s first instinct was to somehow appear to not be home, but that was incredibly dumb. “In here,” she called, waiting for Mary to appear in the doorway.

[text]: Either that is the worst prank call in history, or you are in the middle of a horror film.