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i do think it's kind of funny when people hold up some celebrity or writer or other and act like their opinion on a ship somehow makes it more valid. as if I'm supposed to care what some random person thinks. guys, it's just shipping. all ships rule and all ships suck. that's the circle of fandom.
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Caption: me realizing I got to put out a literal fire today but I was too excited about climbing the ladders and going through windows to even remember that
It was the first thing I did this morning and it was a hell of a day. So many things happened today that it feels like 3 days have passed in the last 12 hours.
. So you're saying I have to get up off my hallway floor if I want dinner? Goddamn.
man, just as i was realizing it'd been a while since i found a scorpion, or any little critter where it wasn't supposed to be...
there is a tarantula hawk in the bedroom
i do not know how a tarantula hawk got into the bedroom
why do things with the most agonizing stings keep trying to hang out with me
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safety first
The power of Angel's bulge™ willed this laptop open.
Explained what a surface nap (my definition of what I’ve always called it) to my sis and gf a bit ago. Halfway through explaining it I was all ‘Bam this is so simple why you explaining it??’ And then Babe and Sis weee like ‘???????’
Anyway. Turns out that might have been an autistic superpower.
You know how some picky eaters can tell when you change a single ingredient out of hundreds in a safe-food. Yeah, I’m not that, but I’m like that. But only with my sleeping situation.
I sleep with two comforters, 7 pillows minimum, sometimes a fuzzy blanket or two, sometimes a squishmallow propping up an arm, never on my stomach, and with two (not one; but two) of those ear muffs you buy that’s a headband??? Yeah I get two of those, put them on my head and it covers both my ears and eyes to muffle sound and block all light. It’s important to have both pressure and muffling. These are only the physical requirements to being able to sleep lol I’m so picky as a whole.
Anyways. How do I take a surface nap? I take the comforters, lay them over top the 3 (yes, three, all condensed into one pillowcase) pillows that I always stick under my knees (alleviates back pain for my messed up spine) and lay on top of all of it, comforters included.
So what do I cover myself with? A fuzzy blanket (actually two, one on my legs and one on my body so I can ditch one half and keep the other at any point) and my regular sleep mask.
Because. I fucking know if my legs are higher than normal, and my blankets aren’t smooth. I fucking KNOW.
Why does this create a surface nap experience? Because I am literally incapable of not thinking about it, even in my sleep. I literally dreamt of Fuzzy World while I tried to find out why things were fuzzy and no longer smooth. My brain did NOT let that go. This means your brain won’t be deep at all if you have to wake up in less than 2 hours off of 21 awake already.
Also change your alarm tone to a song already!!!! Not a loud one, but like a super soft one, it’ll take your brain a few seconds to catch up that it’s a song and then you’re all ‘wait, what?’ This probably doesn’t work if your a clubber or something idk y’all fuck up your ears too much.
I went from solidly asleep to fully awake in less than 4 minutes. That’s impressive for me.
I have now consulted 3 whole people and they said this method is batshit I’m dead 😭😭😭 I thought I was stupidly explaining a well known idea lmao
Okay here you go for those of you who physically cannot sleep for less than 4 hours without intervention like me (insomnia and fatigue mixture is a wild ass crackhead cocktail) and are sensitive to your surroundings while sleeping.
