#apothecrow

Apothecrow Aesthetic requested by: @autisticjonathancrane!! 

Apothecrow @autisticjonathancrane

ApotheCrow is where it's at tbh

Okay to begin the boy has god knows how many doctorates and degrees, in fact I bet he has an entire wall full whatever we get it you’re successful, yet he can’t seem to figure out that perhaps if you want to accomplish respect in your life that maybe shooting people up full of toxin??? Is not the way to go??? Like high key good job on making a compound that literally anyone would buy for biological warfare (also like why won’t he work for the government like Jonathan if you want money for books sweetie that’s the way to go not robbing banks) but explain to me in explicit detail why he thought it was a good idea, at one point, to go drop toxin in the sewer system where a giant crocodile man lived. Did the thought not once cross his mind ‘oh wow killer croc lives here maybe he won’t like me just dropping my toxin into his home’ or did he totally disregard this because he thought he was so nifty to just drop that stuff in there. Like Jonathan you got so many degrees but honey where that common sense?? Also why burlap like I get he needs to be diehard for that scarecrow aesthetic but would that not irritate his skin? How much does he spend on moisturizer a year? Does he have that money? Is he ok?????  Not to mention his lack of a) sleep b) self care c) hygiene like Edward even treats himself time to time hell Edward has henchmen make him hot chocolate but who does Jonathan have? No robots. He has no one to remind him ‘Jon you’ve been going like fourteen hours straight no sleep have a nap’ or ‘Jon maybe you should buy yourself a bagel once in a while please don’t try and gas me’ like I understand he’s got mad dedication to his work but he has the poorest self care I’ve ever witnessed and I am genuinely concerned because how can a human being do that. Anyway i’m also suing for the use of fear puns in excessiveness like how dare you make me witness this.

@apothecrow Spooky Lovebirds(TM)

everyone acts like he’s so damaged and intense. not true. stupid science bitch. i could kill him by blowing on him and thus breaking every single one of his bones. asked jim gordon if he could adopt his son multiple times on arrest. hroo hraa. hasnt brutally murdered jervis tetch in front of me yet.’im ugly and im proud’. chugs milk straight out of carton. disgusting.

griffin mcelroy was a furby when he was a baby confirmed

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