#apocalypsedeterrent

so  since  i’m  making  absolutely  no  progress  in  writing  because  of  needing  to  answer  the  birthday  asks  from  yesterday,  this  is  a  general  post  to  the  last  of  them  instead  of  individual  answers.  i  was  sent  an  overwhelming  amount  of  them  &  i  truly  need  all  of  you  to  understand   just  how  much   that  means  to  me.  me,  someone  who  usually  feels  isolated  or  alone  in  this  world,  receiving  so  much  love  on  a  day  i  dreaded.  it  literally  means  so  much.  i  cried  &  had  to  turn  my  asks  off  in  the   best  way  possible!  you’re  all  so  kind  &  honestly,  i  don’t  know  what  i  did  to  deserve  you,  but  i’m  glad  i  did!

Every time Five comes across Barney in this universe (and any others), Barney has just gotten the tar kicked out of him. It becomes a running joke between them to the point that when Barney finally runs across Five without some injury to himself that they almost don’t know what to talk about.

Both Five and Barney are currently competing to see who has the better ‘coin from behind ear’ trick. Barney is convinced he’s the best.

grace  resting  her  elbow  on  her  fifth  child’s  head  and  drinking  a  bucket  of  black  iced  coffee :  sorry ,  honey ,  did  you  say  something ??

❝   someone is lying to you.     ❞

cr meme / accepting / @apocalypsedeterrent

After so long in each other’s company, the things Five does have long since stopped being shocking to Klaus. Perhaps he should be a bit more concerned with Five’s greeting, but honestly he’s just happy his brother has answered his phone at all. “I’m holding,” he sing-songs cheerfully down the line before hopping up onto the kitchen counter. They’ve been in this cycle for a while now, and it doesn’t seem like they’re going to be moving any time soon. Sounds of fighting come from the other end of the line as Klaus kicks his feet and wonders if he could convince Five to let him paint the walls of the house bright yellow. Violence doesn’t make very good hold music, so Klaus hums while he picks at the left over cookies on the counter and waits for Five. Maybe he should be worried, but he’s seen first hand how lethal his brother can be. He simply has to trust that if Five needs help he will ask, but in the mean time there’s nothing he can do but wait. 

cont: me who has not watched sm1 or 2 or read literally Any comic featuring mary jane watson: GIVE MJ RIGHTS U COWARDS !!!!!!