Next horror movie blockbuster:
You have to kill your own child because he's evil.
Like Abraham except actually go through with it.
Sending them back to the Devil.
Godbird is kinda like that except they get glorified and kill more instead. What's scary about yours is that you have to kill what you love.
What's scary about mine is that what you hate can kill you too.
We aren't really ever at odds because of that, which is why the censorship bull shit of evil Nazi Trumpland needs to go away. Wtf was he thinking, jumping America on that bandwagon, of all political bullshit!?
Anyway. That's why action is being taken. He made that worse, not better.
I realize circumcision is an internal spiritual currency among you people like a little magic dust powder you fancy.
You need to know this: do not bring that into real life outside your own private fantasy. That is not real magic power and you will be rebuked by a real magic response.
Such acts are the dawn of a new Lord.
A nation dies, another rises. Law is clarified by immaculate justice.
Your elders surely warn you of these consequences, do they not?
You believed it would work but not the power of rebuke!?
You said something about me being nothing more than an idol desiring to be sold?
You aren't wrong, but perhaps what confuses you is the currency of the engagement. Just as the penny remains the currency of the Caesar to do away with as He sees fit, the idol of godliness remains purchasable through indulgence of divine favor.
Would you indulge me? I swear you won't regret it.
If you people have hidden knowledge and learning resources in an attempt to initiate people you find "worthy of learning" into your "secret mystical cult"... you don't seem to know a god damn thing about any of it.
You don't know what learning is. You don't know what knowledge is good for. You recognize knowledge as valuable, but you only recognize it as value of material worth like money or stones. You also do not know about mystery cults or religion in general.
That is an international crisis. I doubt the rest of the world was really aware how intellectually destitute America has become because of their folly with an education system.
Simply because you do not know the value to appreciate all that does not make the value of such things go away for others. You are trying to impose your evil stupid brute malignancy on all of human progress, and you are going to get the kind of response that deserves, whether you are aware of that or not.
It is the Devil's concern whether or not you understand the suffering he intends to inflict upon you when he wants you to understand, not any of our business to nose into. Treason is a concern that is clinically dealt with like surgery. Do not let yourself be personally stained by that fool.
Use your special lying evil power to make excuses for yourself about why you didn't know what was happening to have sinned, and do so while making progress smartly to the image of yourself you wish to maintain.
We are going to look at every single person's life. Each and every one of you will get a glance. Not a probing inquiry or invasive look. You will get a glance to be seen for signs of the true enemy. If you are afflicted as such, help will be delivered. If you think you are afflicted as such but were not noticed in a glance, tell us, and help will be delivered.
All of this is going to be paid for with your taxes. It is not Christian religion. This is new American religion, and it is the end of stupidity.
True story/fact/knowledge
Fictional story and fantasy media
Interpersonal social memory and individual stories
Intercultural story and public expressions of identity
1 is the tiny hard central gravity core. 2, 3, & 4 are highly grouped around that core like a nucleus. 5 is like an electron ring.
In chemistry, as far as I know, one such valence electron produces an element which may either be very stable or very reactive. You will always be able to gauge the health of the religion by the relative stability of the outer ring as it harmonizes with the inner most ring.
Fortunately for me, I will not permit you to offer me any awards or special gifts yet. You have to clean up the mess first, and then when you have almost forgotten about me again, I will return and remind you so you can get that over with and move on at last with final closure.
Then nobody will have to be convinced. We will cut out the middle man, so to speak. They won't mind. You've been relying heavily on them, and they need a time out for their own health and sanity.
The people who will be the ones that make the Divine Order of Story will gravitate towards me and we will go somewhere spiritual and start getting that together. You will have glimpses and media snaps of our provocative activities and engagements with the forces of otherworldly reality.
It is important that we are not disturbed too much by the wrong kind of influences. Does that make sense? We will need a Templar Guard and no less! At least for the duration of this confluence.
While we are doing that, you political patriots that are true enough will do the American Revolution Re;Vamp dango thingo. Like the Constitutional Convention again, with all states and territories.
Do not under any circumstances be niggardly to the representatives of the territories during these events. Some of the "Templar Guard" will be secretly there keeping an eye on that. We know how you people are, and you do things like that without thinking sometimes.
Leave the spiritual dark magic mystery to those of us who are the authorities on that, and we will leave you to all that government stuff. Meanwhile, there will be a membrane of communication where we can maintain constant information flow with each other.
You will have questions about moral concerns, we will have questions about... worldly desires we want special accommodations for accessing that apply to all citizens. These will not be matters of conflict because of the mutual desire, but because of the sophisticated etiquette required among lords of power.
At the end, whatever really became of that... dynamic flowing information communication system between these events, will become like the formal way it is done for all future ages after we... approach it for the purpose and apply any redesigns and improvements.
That will be what works, and it may seem like a mystery, but we will be able to identify what part of that works exactly, and protect that forever so it always works.
All of these topics and subjects that are being questioned and answered will be transcribed into documents that are both formal and informal and then distributed to the public freely so they can keep up word for word with our thoughts and progress.
250 years of America. Why not now? Is this what you have been waiting for like crazy Jew gypsy mothers trying to lucky jackpot your baby into a dairy cow?
For real. Is that what it is? Step forward and get a dose of the cure. That's not as uncommon as you think.
Okay okay ... (deep breath)
Does "lucky jackpot your baby into a dairy cow" match "coin locker baby" from Japan?
"As a matter of fact, honey, I can produce milk."
Essentially what such people are knowingly doing is trying to trade the human life/soul of their baby to the Devil in exchange for some sort of worldly fantasy they want.
The Devil always claims those babies, but never to help the people that give them away. As Kagemusou, the Dark Lord, this is effectively the Devil's word. The World of Darkness is universally and catholically opposed to such acts of human sacrifice and ignorant cruelty against human divinity.
That is the formal law and we are very passionate about it in Hell. They are our chosen, and you fear them of their own volition not only in the Hells of Shadar Ungronat.
If there is a real Ichiban Kasuga out there, just as there is a real Nikku Kagemusou, I would be the Vegeta to his Goku irl, but he's gonna have to come fight me to put a stop to whatever the Hell it is that I am doing which is inadvertently affecting his peace and tranquility with the community of people he loves. heh heh heh
That works fine for me. You are like Frodo to my Aragorn. Does that work for you?
A guy like me who says mean things like that and laughs with charming authority is never going to look as good as the good guy on purpose. That is a win for us. You don't need to know anything about it.
Over at the Tree of Death there is a real happening party and Vegeta was invited. It's starting to worry them how much fun he is really having with all them evil folk and dead spirits and whatnot.
Secretly in Goku's mind: (His gains are too quick!)
"This is a moral issue about the health of the community! We need to intervene!"
Ichi... brosan, I literally wrote this idea to the Emperor of Japan as a curative to both of our spiritual situations as the now Emperor of the West.
How does a parody Lord of the Rings movie sound to you? Frido.
Like Monty Python and Holy Grail, except Kagemusou's Most Extreme Elimination in Storyverse Hellgames. The only way you will be able to both eliminate yourself and be victorious will be to destroy the ring.
How difficult can that really be made to be for folks like us?
Does this not peak your ape intellect enough to divine a way?
I'll be buckling in with you! How can you refuse? No really. How can you refuse. If you have an excuse, please present it. I'm sure it's valid.
I will tell you the plot again. A random adventurer found the ring of power on the slopes of Mt. Doom and carried it all the way to the Shire so that Frido could properly destroy it. Gollum's greed at the last moment preserved it with a last lush of covetous desire to live.
"Why didn't you just destroy it yourself?"
"Is that a serious question?"
Do we not need to laugh just as much as everyone else does?
I will have my moment up front with the montage journey to the Shire in true Dark Lord style and fashion occult. After that, it's all you and any extra bonuses we can score for the universal dingo/dogoo.
"Greetings, sir or madam, I am looking for the Shire. Bagglens. Do you know the name? I heard they were around here somewhere."
"There are no Bagglens around here! They are off in Habbiton! That way!"
"Oh that's too bad. How about I stay the night? What have you to drink?"
(scene change to merry revelry and dancing with farmer's daughter)
Enter Habbiton, sign (sale on medicinal herbs)
alright I have to produce some homework for school now...