#aphdisaster

Brno

girl (“Brno je zlatá loď - za děvčaty z Brna choď! Jsou hezké a chytré!”)

the Supreme Court is in Brno so she is basically a “lawful neutral”

old rivalry with Olomouc about who will be the new capital of Moravia

had a crush on Morava since forever, got the guts to confess only in the 19th century when she grows up

Morava seems to reciprocate, is all smiles and giggles around here

Eva finally composes a blunt handwritten love letter consisting of “Ich liebe dich”

unfortunately, 19thcenturynationalist!Morava is almost offended

“I will only be romanced in the most beautiful Czech language!”

Brno’s feelings are hurt, attempts to re-learn Czech and shortly afterwards decides it was probably never meant to be

joking aside though, with the events after WWII she saw the side of Morava she never really wanted to see and she was pretty distant to her afterwards

she’s a motorbike enthusiast

skilled fighter, was able to resist most sieges

once Václav was trying to convince her to open the gates while she was trying to convince him to sod off

decides to throw a big rock down there to show him she’s serious

has a really bad sight, the rock crushes Václav’s skull 

nowadays wears contact lenses

do not bring up the thing with dragon who was actually a crocodile

speaks in a thing called “hantec” (Moravian dialect meets German and a few other languages probably)

Morava: this is not how I raised u?

Plzeň

mostly is all like “what the fuck is the idiot doing” when it comes to Václav

Václav adores him but poor Plzeň thinks Czech is gay for him

upset by socialist ideals from the very start

his opinion on hussites: **********

beer and cars/weapons are his area of expertise

says “tuten” instead of “tento”

Olomouc

a pretty girl with ginger hair (for some reason)

was the capital of Moravia before it was cool

which is why she thinks Brno is lame

once Prussia was being an annoying little shit, tries to siege Olomouc

Olomouc is like: “okay but could you not bomb the holy trinity column, it’s our pride and it was build for the victims of plague”

Prussia: damn I’m sorry, I will avoid that column, may their souls rest in peace, amen???

knows her way around money, Central Bank is there

an expert on smelly cheese

Olomouc: -says something-

Czech: o_o

Liberec

I have no idea what I was trying to do with him

a very original name “Libor”

he’s a teenager who loves winter sports

friends with Ústí

the Lord of Textile production in past

originally German city, was nearly 93% German until post-WWII

tried to join the Reich in 1918, didn’t work out

his relations with Václav were always weird…I mean the guy’s name is  literally Reichenberg

Ústí nad Labem

he’s hot (tallest guy in whole Czechoslovakia probably) and also knows how to dress himself (used to be a big textile manufacturer)

originally Czech city but then Germanised a lot, still was able to get along well with Václav, even during Hussite times

doesn’t include post-WWII sadly, he was in a really bad place afterwards

used to have this sick cough from pollution but now he’s fine

used to live on a boat, nobody knows fucking why

maybe because he likes boats, he definitely used to make them in past¨

Ostrava

used to be “the steel heart of the republic”

heavy industry everywhere, used to make him smoke like a locomotive

was pretty powerful and rich in past, the first city invaded during WWII

feels too strong about football 

but also a big fan of theatre

speaks fast, often vulgarly and shortens everything

always liked Rasťo, some Slovak city caught on fire (Martin???) and he just organised whole collection by himself, there was also this thing with Slovak students/newbie craftsmen which I don’t remember well

they were the first to restore contacts in 1945

his favourite joke is telling people his hair was originally blond