Nyehehe â (do you have any town headcanons? except for praha, i guess)
this will be literally first post where I will be able list all my headcanons about the topic because I stopped developing them like 2 years ago so only the first one is more or less bearable (I even had to dig up my old notebook for this!)
Brno
girl (âBrno je zlatĂĄ loÄ - za dÄvÄaty z Brna choÄ! Jsou hezkĂ© a chytrĂ©!â)
the Supreme Court is in Brno so she is basically a âlawful neutralâ
old rivalry with Olomouc about who will be the new capital of Moravia
had a crush on Morava since forever, got the guts to confess only in the 19th century when she grows up
Morava seems to reciprocate, is all smiles and giggles around here
Eva finally composes a blunt handwritten love letter consisting of âIch liebe dichâ
unfortunately, 19thcenturynationalist!Morava is almost offended
âI will only be romanced in the most beautiful Czech language!â
Brnoâs feelings are hurt, attempts to re-learn Czech and shortly afterwards decides it was probably never meant to be
joking aside though, with the events after WWII she saw the side of Morava she never really wanted to see and she was pretty distant to her afterwards
sheâs a motorbike enthusiast
skilled fighter, was able to resist most sieges
once VĂĄclav was trying to convince her to open the gates while she was trying to convince him to sod off
decides to throw a big rock down there to show him sheâs serious
has a really bad sight, the rock crushes VĂĄclavâs skullÂ
nowadays wears contact lenses
do not bring up the thing with dragon who was actually a crocodile
speaks in a thing called âhantecâ (Moravian dialect meets German and a few other languages probably)
Morava: this is not how I raised u?
PlzeĆ
mostly is all like âwhat the fuck is the idiot doingâ when it comes to VĂĄclav
VĂĄclav adores him but poor PlzeĆ thinks Czech is gay for him
upset by socialist ideals from the very start
his opinion on hussites: **********
beer and cars/weapons are his area of expertise
says âtutenâ instead of âtentoâ
Olomouc
a pretty girl with ginger hair (for some reason)
was the capital of Moravia before it was cool
which is why she thinks Brno is lame
once Prussia was being an annoying little shit, tries to siege Olomouc
Olomouc is like: âokay but could you not bomb the holy trinity column, itâs our pride and it was build for the victims of plagueâ
Prussia: damn Iâm sorry, I will avoid that column, may their souls rest in peace, amen???
knows her way around money, Central Bank is there
an expert on smelly cheese
Olomouc: -says something-
Czech: o_o
Liberec
I have no idea what I was trying to do with him
a very original name âLiborâ
heâs a teenager who loves winter sports
friends with ĂstĂ
the Lord of Textile production in past
originally German city, was nearly 93% German until post-WWII
tried to join the Reich in 1918, didnât work out
his relations with VĂĄclav were always weirdâŠI mean the guyâs name is  literally Reichenberg
ĂstĂ nad Labem
heâs hot (tallest guy in whole Czechoslovakia probably) and also knows how to dress himself (used to be a big textile manufacturer)
originally Czech city but then Germanised a lot, still was able to get along well with VĂĄclav, even during Hussite times
doesnât include post-WWII sadly, he was in a really bad place afterwards
used to have this sick cough from pollution but now heâs fine
used to live on a boat, nobody knows fucking why
maybe because he likes boats, he definitely used to make them in pastš
Ostrava
used to be âthe steel heart of the republicâ
heavy industry everywhere, used to make him smoke like a locomotive
was pretty powerful and rich in past, the first city invaded during WWII
feels too strong about footballÂ
but also a big fan of theatre
speaks fast, often vulgarly and shortens everything
always liked RasĆ„o, some Slovak city caught on fire (Martin???) and he just organised whole collection by himself, there was also this thing with Slovak students/newbie craftsmen which I donât remember well
they were the first to restore contacts in 1945
his favourite joke is telling people his hair was originally blond
all of them hate prague, itâs just the natural order of thingsÂ









