#apfeldore

you mean YOU can't construct sentences that make sense past 11:30pm... god help your patients when you're on call

@apfeldore​ i (as well as ryan gosling above x) have words for your ass: your opinion has been duly noted but since it’s a stupid ass opinion i have elected to refute its credibility

at 10:00PM on september 24th 2017 you asked for size ELEVEN gloves in the OR because you couldn't remember how to say "size SEVEN" so hereby i rest: 

my case 

bbcjimmoriarty replied to your post: i’m laughing so hard because my psychi...

*whispers* it’s her pseudonym.

it is her design

apfeldore replied to your post: i’m laughing so hard because my psychi...

bring her your sauté à la viande and ask her whether she’s hungry

i was at the simulation center today, and my patient presented with blurred vision and headaches; upon neurological assessment, he was found to be confused and incoherent, with severe dysphagia and right hemiplegia among other things.

and since i'm not an MD i couldn't do anything other than phone in and report.

i was allocated 10 minutes for the simulation scenario. My assessments took 4 minutes; the phone call took 1, and I spent the last 5 staring at the clock, because there was nothing i could do other than giving pain meds and the patient was having an effing stroke in front of me

the MD? "well, i'm having a coffee right now. is this urgent?"

I

SAID

I

WANTED

A

STAT

CT

IS THAT NOT CLEAR ENOUGH

I felt so helpless for 5 minutes. 5 minutes -that might not seem alot on tumblr but a lot of things can go wrong medically in 5 minutes. that's a very long time.

and this was just a simulation. it felt like a nightmare in which you're supposed to sprint but your legs can't move.

apfeldore replied to your post: I wonder how actors memorize hundreds ...

psht heavens you’re so pretentious with your itsy bitsy cell signalings, it’s sickening. Doctor please help, i’m feeling a bit nauseous ;-)

oi Adara you shite you better take that back

or else