#anza-redstar

See, I was coming at it more from the angle of "guy who somehow wasn't part of the throuple until after the breakup". A retroactive trouple.

Anyone: Hey, can we talk about- Nahyuta: *flips the table, bolts from the room, flees to the hills, dyes his hair and surgically alters his fingerprints, starts a new life as a turnip farmer in Zheng Fa*

Edgeworth: “I sent out that office-wide email informing everyone that faking your death and fleeing the country is not a coping mechanism, and still he does this!”

I kinda picture a non-Kaibacorp Seto as the kind of person who tries to quadruple-major in chemistry, mechanical engineering, historical linguistics, and nuclear physics, then drops out sophomore year after a spectacular breakdown (which he wouldn’t *like*, but ‘academic failure’ has never equalled ‘sent back to the orphanage or Stepford Childed’ so he’s aware he’ll survive), so Mokuba might still spend time steering him towards better habits. Less time, tho, and he steers easier

Also, is ‘You let me get kidnapped!’ all Dub Mokuba has to say? The sub definitely had something about ‘Come with you? But big brother Noah has looked after me for my whole life!’ here. When Sub Noah started hypnobrainwashing he really went all in on it.

I'm up for Breq defending Seivarden a little. Seivarden reminds herself not to complain when people don't treat her with deferential respect like they used to, keeps reminding herself of that even when people are treating her outright badly, Breq belatedly notices and within two seconds has invented a detached excuse to punch someone

I believe canonically they sold Luke's speeder, but I like this better!

Yeah, he mentions “You’ll have to sell your speeder” but I figured that was because they were leaving and also needed like, the extra two grand. 

anza-redstar replied to your photo “coppersam: I bring you one of the Worst Star Wars Posters Ever...”

Allegedly this poster is why my grandmother refused to let my dad see A New Hope in theaters

Not really related, but the thought of Thalassa hanging out with Dhurke and Datz has crossed over with that whole convo about Tibetan marriage traditions, and now I’m imagining Dhurke all curious like “You had to run away with Jove, you couldn’t just add him on with your previous two husbands?” “Well, you see, they were assholes,” Thalassa says, having considered correcting the idea that she was in a dysfunctional threeway marriage with Zak and Valant and then deciding no, ok, she kind of was

Listen, I so badly want Thalassa to hang out with Dhurke and Datz, mostly Dhurke, just like, in general, so the unrelatedness of this is not a concern in the slightest. 

Except I don’t really have anything to add. This is just, so good. Thalassa just sort of accepting yeah, you know what, even if it wasn’t technically that, it was basically emotionally that, and Dhurke’s misconception has probably still given him a better understanding of what the Troupe was like than if she tries to correct them.

My Robin wound up being Lucina’s mother-in-law, which I’m pretty sure is the only possible way this could get more ridiculous

Chrom, hearing from Robin that Validar is her faither: “Wow, that’s fucked up. And like, no offense to you, because you’re my best friend and I love you, but I sure am glad I am not part of your family mess.”