share! the headcanons! spillâ *gently pokes u with a stick*
Argo you already know half of them but if the people want the hcs-
the most important thing: andy has no gender.
maybe they use he or she pronouns. maybe they use neopronouns. no pronouns. who knows
but they NEVER have a gender. no gender. too chaotic for gender.
andy and their no gender aside
andy has fidget cubes!! lots of them
their partners buy them lots because andy can NEVER have enough
they like to use them both to fidget with and throw at idiots :D
virgil has chewlery! both bc Argo asked nicely and because i think it fits him
thomas doesnât have a weighted blanket but he does have HOODIES
no none of them are his yes he has stolen all of them
he likes to pile them on himself because theyâre soft and cozy and remind him of both his partners
once upon a time virgil and andy tried to hide back-up hoodies from thomas but he ALWAYS finds them so they gave up when they realized it was pointless
NONE of these three know self-care. itâs FAKE as far as theyâre concerned
but they are all AMAZING at partner-care
virgil can be easily tricked into eating by giving him chewlery thatâs actually like. cereal on a string. ring pops but instead of a lollipop its got a meatball shoved on it. dipping the chewlery in water so sucking on it provides him a bit of hydration
andy can be tricked into sleeping by hiding their fidget cubes on a bed or couch so that their partners can jump them and force them into cuddle and nap time
theyâre all HUGE cuddlers btw these are Facts
Andy and Virgil are the cuddliest but thomas is not to be underestimated
tricking thomas into self care is basically: drop a bunch of hoodies on top of him. thisâll tame the thomas. now help him through the motions of self-care and finish with cuddles sbhfs
they go to a lot of protest rallies and they have defaced much property
to be frank, given how many crimes theyâve committed the three or four time theyâve been arrested is pretty tame
theyâre more careful now that they date virgil tho- he gets really worried about andy being in jail
of the trio, virgilâs the âstay-at-homeâ
heâs a freelance programmer (Iâm sure those exist) so he does work, but always from home
when he doesnât have a job he normally does housework because itâs mindless busywork and he likes that
because of this he is also very good at baking and sewing, more things he likes to do when particularly anxious
for his and thomasâs five year anniversary, he made thomas a weighted blanket, which took a long time to make (it was a long-term project) but was worth it for the look on thomasâs face when he got it
though thomas always does and always will prefer excessive hoodie piling
thatâs thomasâs skill
once thomas learned it, anyways
they used to all collectively live off of ramen, microwave dinners, take-out, rice, and virgilâs pastries before thomas learned to cook
andy gets NO food-making rights. theyâre good at buying take-out food. thatâs it
they like fire too much to be trusted in the kitchen
they all have separate bedrooms since sometimes they need alone time
all their beds are big enough for them to all sleep on though so they donât really have a master bedroom. their bedroom is wherever they want it to be and it is often the couch
they are all a Little Feral and will FITE for their partners
this is good because both virgil and thomas will let themselves be completely walked over if it means avoiding conflict
andyâs just Always Ready To Fite
my wrap up to this is that you must remember theyâre all chaotic but itâs a scale
thereâs quietly chaotic (virgil), i-swing-both-ways chaotic (thomas), and openly and violently chaotic (andy) so their relationship in a nutshell is âChaos But How Muchâ and it changes every day sbdbfjs
