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Ab dekho dinbar tu bhi dhoodh piyega 🍼

So guys ik nobody really asked for this but I need to tell someone this: mujhpe kisi ka nazar lag gaya (according to my mom)

Translation: I was in a car crash

Minor car crash, but car crash nevertheless. Nobody was hurt including me, my sister, the other driver or his passengers. Currently in a process to fix the car and figure out who's gonna pay. So lemme break down exactly what happened.

So I'm driving to go pick up my sister from her practice, picked her up, and we're leaving the parking area. Im paying attention but not too concerned because I come here everyday.

So the series of events is as follows:

1. I stop to yield to whichever vehicles are entering

2. I press the accelerator and we cross and go further into the area of parked cars

3. Im asking my sister smth about practice when out of nowhere I see the backside of one car suddenly start reversing out of the parking lot

4. I panic, hit the brake, and (according to my sister) move my hand to the gear stick to do whatever I need to in order to not get in a crash

5. A second (or so) after I stop, the other vehicle continues reversing and rams right into the the front side of my car

6. I park the car, tell my sister we're fine, make sure she's ok, and get out to sort out the problem

The other driver (hes indian too mind u) gets out as well but what he did was drive forward a bit, so that we aren't touching anymore whereas I remained in the same spot.

Saale haramzaade shrugs and his first words are "damages aren't too bad" as he points to his own car where there barely anything is visible because his car is so fucking dirty

I'm kinda upset and point to my car where there's a shit tom of damage (relatively) and the paint has been scratched off so u can see the black underneath. Then I ask him, can I get ur insurance info and license? By this point his wife has also come out and one of the two sticks their finger in my face and goes "you only hit us na, so u should be the one giving us ur insurance and other info"

Kuch bhi

Next, what follows is a circus. Two adults, husband and wife, start pestering a literal stranger who is barely an adult about giving insurance info, registrations and ID.

I'm kinda concerned because they ask my age, make me go dig in the car to find papers, ask if I have a license, ask if my parents are here, etc WHILE I AM PANICKING

I call my parents who tell me to call police (which is a good call too because these people looked like they were ready to run at the nearest availability once they saw I was significantly younger and looked naive).

Police come, my parents come, etc. but before they come, this couple are borderline harassing me and trash talking me in Hindi (which I perfectly understand but don't comment on). They also asked me close to 10 times in succession whether I hae license and if my parents are coming. All I want to do is scream "CHUP KAR LODU"

When the police come, they get both statements and information and everything. The couples attitude completely switched in the presence my police and my parents. The dude starts telling my dad abt how once in the snow, his car started drifting and hit some other car. Then he looks right at me and says "this is how u learn"

...

Then for some stupid reason he brings his little daughter out and says "we are fine it's just she gets a little worried when things like this happen" like kyuu

And he also looks at the damage on our car and jokes to my dad, "will u even get this fixed?" While we literally hear him in Hindi say they must get their itty bitty boo-boo fixed on their car

And ok whatevr we seperate and my mom drives the car home with my sis and I'm in my dad's car. I'm literally crying once the adrenaline wears off but my dad is so supportive and says "there's a reason it's called an accident, because nobody meant for it to happen" blah blah

We get home and call insurance guys and file report. But issue is, the question of who is liable for the damages? My parents and I agree that im not because I have right of way in a straight road, and it is the job of the parked vehicle to look and make sure no one is there before reversing. But again, we are not professionals we are just going off the rules. And our insurance told us to call his insurance to figure out who is liable, so we do so which leads to a long long conversation and then they finally tell us to call some attorney who is only available at special hours to sort it out. I called her two days ago and she hasn't even called me back.

Today, we got the police report which we uploaded and called our insurance. They were not helpful, and told us they would not deal with the other insurance it's our job to get them to accept the claim and then they will pay for car to get fixed. Another issue is that the police report is kinda vague and sounds very up to interpretation.

Also I told my dad I stopped the car and he kept backing up and hit me. But police report says that guy reversed, and I had no time to stop completely despite trying? Which make it sound like I hit him? So it's kinda working against me?

Idkk but I literally cried the entire night of the event. Like full on sobbing. I actually told some ppl that I'm just crying and crying and I couldn't sleep at all but I didn't explain further, so if this was u then this the asnwer.

Last couple days I was ok but now I feel all depressed seeing the police report. Like im just so frustrated. Both by that egoistic man and also the circumstances. I really hope the insurance stuff goes fine and my car will be fixed again.

Advice, thoughts, or anything appreciated 🫶

Unnecessary taglist (ik this is prob just for updates on stories but in a way this is also a stupid story, also sorry for tagging anyone who didn't wanna be tagged in advance):

I STARTED SEEING THINGS IN MY SLEEP TOO

now objectively speaking none of the events were horrible but I felt claustrophobic and panic throughout the entire thing

so my dream opens up with the premise that I'm getting married like at that very moment...how ik this idk but it's happening

so my mom is dressing me up in this huge traditional saree all while I'm panicking. for whatever reason idk my groom like at all so I'm asking like 2 dumb questions. all I get from that is that he just turned 19 while I'm still 18 (I was super impressed with this btw acting like he won the nobel peace prize 🙄). and other piece of info is hes indian but lives in same foreign country as me. Which leaves me with next to nothing.

and of course my brain skips the actual wedding stuff like mangalsutra but somehow we know that I'm officially married to him. And the entire time I'm getting this feeling that this is a child marriage or smth because I'm the only person confused (like a child) and all my family members are happy and dancing and feeding me random food. Even the stupid groom is happy 🤦‍♀️

next after the wedding which only the bride (me) doesn't remember, we're all sitting around in my ammammas house (maternal grandmas house) which is where my formative good memories are. Ig the marriage was conducted there? So I'm sitting on one couch alone in my big ass saree and sitting in a perpendicular sofa is my husband(?) what is the need for this social distancing idk but I feel super awkward and panicked and this dude is quiet meanwhile the family members are laughing ans giggling and dancing and doing everything on earth except listening to me

Then the grooms little brother who is a little kid and is addicted to playing something on his iPad, passed by me so I dragged him near me to bother him. So I was trying to get him to talk to me and pinch his chubby cheeks and interfere in his game, but the little baccha is an introvert and refuses to talk to me and struggles. Then Mr groom himself comes and sits next to me to try to get his little bro to behave. But instead of doing anything, he sits close to enough that our shoulders are pressed together and then I get distracted by the close proximity and his brother escapes.

Next up is...the suhagraat.

What everyone is waiting for 🙄

Ok anyway they lock us up in my childhood room tjay is technically my favoeite cousins but whatever. There I'm just sitting and guess what the groom does...

Any takers?

No?

Ok I'll tell u ->

He just stares at me and keeps his mouth shut

And for some reason I'm so scared that he's gonna force me to do smth suhagraat-ey with him so I decide to start screaming at him 🤦‍♀️

I tell him a couple things like accusing him of sexually assaulting him and then I run out of the room screaming that I'm gonna file a police complaint and my last words are smth abt how he's not a real man

Now that im awake and in my senses, I realize that my poor baby was just sitting quietly in one corner and not doing anything. He didn't even do anything when I said "TU MARD HI NAHI HAI" 🥺

Next I ignore all the relatives and run downstairs and out the gate and try to wave down an auto so I can go file a FIR against my husband who does nothing but nobody is stopping. Then that same cousin whose room we were suhagraat-ing in, arrives in an auto. Apparently she was at tuition...during my wedding? Anyway she lends me her auto uncle to go to police station and I ignore my parents begging me to stop.

Then dream ends.

In hindsight, I realize that my husband wasn't even that bad. No big age gap. Live in same county. Same culture. Good looking. Nice light brown skin. Fluffy hair. Good fashion sense. Speaks tamil. Respectful. Etc

Sadly dream me didn't realize any of this sooo

If anyone finds my husband plz send him my way and I'll treat him better than in my dream. I promise. If you're reading this, I promise to make u chai everyday and also daily hugs and no FIR.

For anyone who wants to see my gigantic wedding saree, this was the general color and vibe:

(Of course this shows how unrealistic the dream is because my ideal wedding saree is this:)

Um also the only thing I remember abt the future husband is his shirt, so this is the general idea (PLZ GIVE MY BABY BACK TO ME):

THIS IS THE EXACT PATTERN OF HIS SHIRT SO START SEARCHING PPL BRING OUT THE PITCHFORKS but don't hurt him

Thank for coming to my TedTalk everyone!

Using my free will to do tag random ppl:

Here and there 🤷‍♀️

Mainly in the dms of @rabbdaradio

But IM SO GLAD U WERE THINKING OF ME MY BBG

Kinda sleepy Ngl I look like this:

(Its all my own fault tho for getting addicted to zanjeerain)

BUT MY CUTU PUTU TWIN HAS ARRIVED IN MY INBOX