#antitheticshipping

“I don’t...” 

“My, my, turn tables!” 

“I also don’t.” 

“...Someday I’ll have value to these posts besides shipping. I know my reputation, but honestly, just one of these days...bah, whatever, I know better. Uh, I mean, ugh, trying to improve my personality and morality, gross.” 

“Ha, you think them shipping us is bad? Just wait until they meet your bestie.” 

“Don’t call him that.” 

“I’m not wrong! ...I don’t think. Anyway, odd that I’m not shipped with my boyfriend, but that ship seems to be sinking. So, at least I get some kind of love. Thanks for the vote!” 

“So, all of the Garchomp fans are finally tired out, and now I’m to deal with the Zoroark fans that feel comfortable to rise up. Swell. 

Look, my past directs my focus. Might you believe that it is the reason that I have development issues with relationships? Sure! Does it play a part? Probably! Am I ready to go over that? No! 

It does not, however, hold absolute bearing on my emotional, romantic, and alternative attractions and investments into potential significant others. I have some attachments to...friends of mine. Zoroark isn’t that for me, though. 

I’m sure we look atheistically pleasing together. Perhaps you’re projecting some kind of attachment you hold for us from elsewhere. But we’re not close like that. It’s unlikely that we will be, and as problematic as their relationship currently is, Zoroark is still in a relationship with Flygon. I want absolutely no part in that. 

You’ll meet, or rather become familiar with, who I’m actually closer with...in time. But even then, I...have other matters to sort out for myself. 

“Wow, you’ve really got your hopes up on that, huh? Anyway. Full honesty? No, I do not have a crush on Lucario. However, he is cute, and I would be open to it if anything came up between us somehow. But, even if things are rocky at the moment, I am still dating Flygon, and I would still like to be with him. I think.” 

“You’re not even sure?” 

“Just like I have a ‘secret crush’ on Garchomp, right? Apparently you lot really enjoy projecting attractions onto me. Who’s next? That Delphox guy?” 

“Wait, you have a crush on me? ...Ew.” 

“It was a sarcastic example, you dolt! Ugh!” 

“...What.” 

“What?!” 

“Oh? First I’ve heard of it! That true, boss? You love this ravishing mane? The dark fur offset by the piercing blue eyes? Why, I think we may have some similar coloring and body types about us! Perhaps we’re the ideal match after all...!” 

“How could you?! Are you just trying to get back at me for Garchomp?” 

“...Ok, so, I want exactly zero part in this or Zoroark. Thanks.”