#antarchy

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ANTARCHY (the main boys! Antihero and Anarchy. A general gist of them, anyhow.)

height difference | mutual pining | first kiss | first love | wedding | in-jokes | lgbt+ | family disapproves | friend disapproves | would die for each other | fake relationship | arranged wedding | cuddlers | pda friendly | and they were roommates | holding hands | secret relationship | opposing worldviews | opposing personalities | opposing goals | getting a pet | have kids | want kids | grow old together | relationship failures | rests head on shoulder | share a bed | token dummies | relationship doubts | they have a song | first date | share a jacket | sharing a blanket | mutual interests | study buddies | bathing together | crash into hello | accidental nudity | laundry | same hobbies | cooking for each other | big fancy gala | sibling rivalry | hair stroking | dancing | laying in the grass | watching stars together | watching the other sleep | shared values | friends to lovers  | enemies to lovers | lovers to enemies | childhood friends | slow burn | love triangle(ish??) | toxic relationship | sitting on each other’s laps | can’t be together | hugs | forehead touches | neck kisses | car/motorbike rides | compliments | nicknames | falling asleep together | late night talks | gifts

MISCANDAL (my babies, just...good. Misfortune and Scandal, in a simplified form lmao)

10. What is their favorite position with their s/o?

Y’know, I’d think I’d have to call cowboy a favorite of Anti&Archy - letting Archy do his thing on Anti’s lap, but also room for kisses <3 

15. Have they ever been caught having sex?

I don’t think they have? They def have uhhh done it in some places that very well could’ve got them caught, but I’m not sure if anyone actually has. Archy is a Master Sneak and Anti sure isn’t about to do anything that would heighten chances of getting caught (he says, and then does that thing-)

17. Do they sext/send naughty pictures/write each other steamy loves notes? 

6. Who is the big spoon?

Oh yes, 9.5 times out of 10, Archy is absolutely the lil spoon. It’s the prime cuddle spot!

13. How do they react at being away from each other?

Both are pretty good at having to spend time away, given the nature of their jobs and the nature of their co-dependency, but usually it hits when it’s bed time - the bed feels...large. Empty. Cold. Where’s Archy’s silly wiggling to get comfy, the way he talks them both to sleep? Where’s Anti telling him to shush, cuddling him closer? They can obviously manage, but...if Archy is taking a shirt with him to bed, if Anti might end not sleeping some, well...yea.

20. Did either person change at all, to be with their partner?

Miscandal

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl?

Neither is really either? Though MisF is generally not a morning person. Or, rather, a ‘waking up’ person.

 8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas?

Scandal in underwear, MisF in pj pants, occasionally a shirt.

 35. Who goes overboard on the holidays?

Idk if it counts as ‘overboard’, but Scandal takes care of all the decorating and planning. MisF gets into the spirit and fun of it.

 47. Who has the more complex coffee order?

Scandal. Caramel macchiato with some cinnamon, at the most very basic.

MisF, if he decides he wants any, just wants some espresso. Caffè Americano.

49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger?

MisF tends to drive more often than Scandal does.

  Antarchy

3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle?

Anarchy is both. (Not that Anti minds the cuddling. But he’d like some blanket too, dammit!)

 11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies?

Both would lean towards horror. Romance movies would not crop up too often in their library, and are either ones they like to laugh through, or they actually enjoy the story in it.

 21. Who has an obsession (over anything)?

Archy collects funnies. They both collect things of their accomplishments. Do those count? If not, then neither.

 27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower?

Anti doesn’t take long showers. In, clean, linger a bit maybe in the nice water, out.

Anarchy isn't afraid to sing. Or play, or take over an hour in the shower. Assuming he isn’t exhausted when he gets in. Then Anti has to linger and make sure Anarchy doesn’t fall asleep in the shower. Because he will.

 40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent?

…………………...pal

It’s Anarchy and Antihero.

Anarchy sneaks Arain cookies before dinner, Anti pretends he doesn’t know, unless he thinks Anarchy is sneaking him too many.

 47. Who has the more complex coffee order?

Well, Anti takes his black. With a little bit of sugar.

John didn’t even want to be in the same room as him. The fiery glare that focused on him when he walked in proved the other felt the same. Good. Let him seethe. Justice couldn’t touch him, and they both knew it. He was going to take it all, and leave the fucker high and dry. No less than he deserved, of course.