You're on a night out and it's 2am and you're desperate for a pee. You decide to go behind a dumpster and see some guy stood with a smile on his face. As you look down there seems to be a head bobbing up and down. The guy notices you and the supposed woman stands up and turns around. This woman turns out to be your best friends dad in a blonde curly wig with bright red lipstick and false eyelashes. To top it off they're wearing a short tight leather dress with fishnet stocking and bright red high heels.
At this stage you're in shock, he's in his late 70s and makes Keith Richard's look like Gal Gadot. You presume the guy with the smile must be blind or insane, probably both 😄
( Thanks to everyone who took part, I went for the todger option but you're right taking the cash was the sensible choice 😄 )
He offers you 5000 Dollars to keep your mouth shut, what do you do?
Take the cash
say make it 6000
ask him what he's doing next tuesday
say if you keep doing this stuff your todger will fall off
say you have to tell your friend
