been seeing a lot of unnecessary flack towards transformers x human OCs content lately so am gonna counter those bad vibes with a cute headcanon
similar to the idea that knockout likes seeing humans paint their nails, i feel like starscream is the same way with seeing human apply makeup, thinks of it being similar to a cybertronians changing their paint. like imagine you're trying on makeup and he's just watching you the whole time, intrigued and encapsulated. of course he loves you wholey regardless of how you present yourself, but there's something about the way the cosmetics brings out the features of your, how the blush makes your cheeks look even softer, the eyeliner and eye shadow highlighting the soulfulness of your eyes n how it accents your color perfectly and how your lipstick makes your lips so beautifully glossy n luscious and he does not hesitate to make out with you make out and tasting it just his spike ache. he also secretly loves you leaving lipstick marks on him~
basically, human + makeup = new kink unlocked. he's also the same with tattoos, especially if you get one that represents him ❤️
people are hating on transformer x oc content? time to make more stuff with optimus and comettrail lmao
cybertronians having kinks for regular human things is always gold. starscream in particular seems like he'd love makeup, considering how vain he already is. seeing his human taking extra effort to doll themselves up gets him going.
not to mention, when done right, makeup enhances his partner's natural beauty into something stunning, and he has a hard time keeping his claws off of them. (not to mention, the idea of his partner getting some makeup smudges on him is sorta like paint transfers between cybertronian partners, and that revs his engine.)
also, yes, GET A TATTOO OF HIM, especially if it's a tattoo of his alt mode. it's sort of a secret wink between the two of you. wear something that shows the tattoo, and he's gonna be so smug and insufferable in the berth later that night.
