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Prompt two from way back in March or April. At least I think this was a prompt? The original idea was angsty, but I barely managed to write this drivel, so the angst idea would’ve been even worse. Had fun writing the draft, kinda gave up on editing... Also, I stole a bunch of dialogue from my other OTP.

As always, avoiding post s10 canon like the plague, so, I don’t know late s10 if it was set in 2020?

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Word count: 809

“McCovid, you’re alive!” Tony’s jaw tensed as his paler than usual co-worker appeared on the screen, exhaustion and misery written all over his face. “How are you? Does Delilah have one of those nurse’s outfits, bet that would get you back to health in no time. Feel free to send me a picture, of Delilah, not you,” he rambled. Shifting slightly, he continued to fake a smile and a lightness he did not feel.

Who’s the best gift giver? Do they go in on gifts or do it separately?  Hmmm they’re all pretty basic lmao but when Jack tries to be romantic he can get really into the gifts. They all insist on giving gifts separately though.

Sleeping arrangements: Do they push the beds together? Who takes all of the blankets in bed? Who’s practically draped over the others? Oh well heyyy they canonically have one bed! Jack and Izzy usually fight over the blankets and Izzy likes to roll herself up into a blanket burrito. They only drape themselves over each other when they’re high and tangled up in each other - otherwise, they’re pretty solid about that. 

Who is always in the middle in triad cases? Oh gosh I think it’s Izzy?

How do date nights look like? Sitting at home watching movies playing rock music and getting high lmao. Since they’re more public now they go to the bar and restaurants, and always split the desserts in the end bc they’re corny af. 

Do any members get jealous? How do they act when they do? Of course they do lmao. Jack is the one who’s more obnoxious about it, but they all get jealous 

Who asked who out? How was the first date(s)? Well...this is already canon too lmao 

Who brings home stray pets and convinces the others to keep them? Emma does this surprisingly. Jack immediately thought it was Izzy and she was #offended.  

Who are the reckless ones that make Bad Decisions? Who are the sensible ones who follow after them to make sure they don’t die? lmao they’re all reckless no one in this group is really sensible so I’m surprised they’re actually functioning as human beings. 

Who’s the one who remembers everyone’s favorite orders at cafes/restaurants?  Emma and Izzy are pretty good at remembering parts of everyone’s favorite orders, so together they’re pretty bomb at this.

she probably loved and hated family law because when she did divorce her parents were going through it. and with law you have to memorise a lot of cases for exams. so she probably hated that. but was also very good at it because she had good memory. 

criminal law was her fave, tho, because she got to talk about the morality of different crimes and she could argue with her male classmates who said things like how most people cried rape or other dumb things like that. (and yes I have heard my classmates say that before in law school.)

she probably found commercial law very interesting, which is why she was seriously considering taking the corporate job. she’s good at maths, so she was into economics and stuff like that. 

generally tho I think laurel is a big nerd, so she found the reading okay and interesting at times. so in other words the total opposite of me :P 

psh but of COURSE

whenever you ask me to describe in detail a show that I KNOW you haven’t watched, love that validation where I get to just ramble 

just me telling you stuff, and thangs

when you showed me your first house for the first time!!! 

hearing your voice for the first time!! I no longer remember what you were singing but I was like oh!!! Sophie!!!!

ofc, you messaging me for the first time asking me if Michaela and Laurel from HTGAWM were gay :P 

asdfjkl and attention you will RECEIVE!

vanilla - I’m gonna go down a weird route of complimenting bc I love our rambles and screaming over pretty girls but I also really appreciate that we can disagree or talk about misunderstandings or whatnot and be fine. I think it’s really hard because it’s well, always hard talking about misunderstandings or disagreements with friends, even moreso when it’s online and you can’t figure out tone, but we’ve also been friends for a really long time now (god we’ve been mutuals for what? 8 years now and talking for 6???) and I think we do a pretty good job. Sure, sometimes we’ll get annoyed or sometimes we go down a LOOONG rabbit hole of “wait, what on Earth were you trying to say” lmaoooo but I think we also do a good job of disagreeing and doing that without hurt or accusing and apologizing if we need to. Like I feel like I have the freedom and ability to freely disagree with you at times or discuss if I’m confused about something or feel hurt about something and I’m just?? Very grateful that our friendship allows for that open and honest communication. 

orange - my opinion of you now and our status 

I mean god you’re like. Okay so my church friends are my oldest friends HAHAH but you’re probably one of my oldest friends who I wasn’t raised with who I’ve also kept in contact with? Like dude, you’ve been my friend since I was like....16? You were friends with me while I was still struggling with my identity, when I was angry at absolutely everything in the world, I don’t remember how long we’ve been talking exactly but you’ve been there for a lot of it and I appreciate it.

strawberry - I secretly think...

Honestly what would I secretly think that I haven’t already told you haha <3 XD 

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