#anonbutts

long story short: one time @bisexualdemondean had a giveaway, and it was a weird art-deco-HUGE-lemon-sculpture-thing, and people became obsessed and worshipped it for a while. note: they’re having a giveaway again so go check it out!

Basically, Jared being Jared with a phone (it’s 2019 and we’re still here)Apparently now we know on a dare? Still confused if it wasn’t.But originally we thought he accidentally posted a pic of something for charity and the 5k’s they’ve been doing, but in the lower BG there were some very personal items as most couples (or like 65% of the population lol) tend to own. Of course everyone had that “holy shit” reaction, myself included not gonna lie, but it was no big deal just very amusing.  The original post is now gone but the screenshots are also still going in the original tweet’s replies.  TLDR: a vibe dildo and some normal everyday stuff in the bg ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t know who you are but they way I’ve been MIA around here, I miss you too whomever you are ♥♥♥ I’ll be active again soon when I get out of this rough spot!

Now before I get anyone #shmurdering me, I DID in fact go check his account and all of this is actually going down. Here’s the tea of it all