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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/sport/13871433/jenson-button-george-russell-williams-f1/amp/

I knew about his role w/Williams but I never read this article before!

“How do I feel about the others?” Willow took a moment to think about this, currently holding a carrat in her hands, holding it firmly so it wouldn’t run away. It didn’t seem to trust being held by her, or like being held by her. 

“Well, Wilson’s alright....he’s someone I can tolerate....sometimes. I don’t really like it when he tries to act way more mature than he really is, he can be a real downer sometimes too. I do like pulling pranks on him with Wortox, though! Speaking of Wortox, he’s pretty cool. I didn’t trust him at first, but then we started getting along.” Willow smiled, remembering all the pranks she pulled on the others with Wortox by her side. Little did she know, most of those times she was by his side. “It’s not hard for Wolfgang and I to get along, he’s just a big guy with a big heart! He’s a sweetheart, even knowing he’s scared of the dark! I can help with that, though... so we make a good team.”

Willow ponders for a moment, humming slightly. “As for the others? Wendy’s alright for a kid, but she creeps me out. A whole lot. I don’t like the robot, he’s a bit...well, rude. Miss Wickerbottom is alright, she’s fairly sweet!” Willow let out a hmpf noise, slouching a little to get her point across. “But she can be real bossy sometimes! Woodie’s okay, I don’t like how he yells at me when I’m burning the trees...but oh well. I try to replant them when I can.” Willow’s face tensed up and she stood up tall, grimacing a little bit. “Don’t even get me started talking about that old grouch, Maxwell.” She began to calm down a little, going back to a happy smile. “Wigfrid is nice, really nice! I like hunting with her, she has so much energy!” 

Peter: 

In general, this guy is sweet to everyone 

And to top it, he has a really good grasp on what’s romantic 

So, when he somehow ends up under love potion, things get crazy 

Sighing forlornly, getting distracted in meetings, and let’s not even begin on the gorgeous poetry 

The object of his affections had better be prepared for all the magnanimous stunts 

He will literally fill her room with her favorite flowers

Even though he’s sneezing while trying to confess his love 

He sends her love letters three times a day filled with beautiful prose praising her very existence 

He even tried to get her name embroidered on tapestry in one of the parlors, but at that point his siblings intervened and cured him of the potion

He was so embarrassed when he snapped out of it, but even so he was more worried that the girl he had been “in love” with hadn’t been harmed or shamed in any way 

What a sweet guy

Edmund: 

Edmund was excellent at keeping his feelings to himself

He was so good that his siblings began to doubt he’d ever even had a crush before 

So it came as a shock to everyone when one day he waltzed into a diplomatic meeting and placed a rose in front of a girl 

This kid went from serious to absolutely lovestruck 

He would make every single topic into some pick up line or flirtatious joke

He was actually impressively smooth, but some of his comments were worrying 

He was constantly trying to talk to the girl or spend time with her, to the point where guards had to physically drag him away 

At which point, his anguished cries echoed down the halls 

He even wrote a song for her, which wasn’t half bad, and started singing it outside her window past midnight 

When his siblings finally got him free, he was actually dazed and didn’t remember anything  

He had turned several shades of dark red when they began to tell him the things he’d done 

He’d also avoid the girl who endured it all for several days, although he’d write her a long, well-worded apology for the trouble he’d caused 

Caspian: 

Like Peter, he was sweet in nature but also a bit of a natural flirt 

Under the effects of a love potion, he was worse

His flirting went from smooth to absolutely cringe worthy 

He would literally compare everything he saw to the object of his affections

Bad poetry comparing and contrasting her eyes to his bronze helmet 

He would kiss her hand every five seconds in a conversation, and if she pushed him away, he would clutch his heart dramatically and proclaim his heartbreak 

It was getting to the point where meetings and diplomatic decisions were either pushed off or revolved around the “love of his life” as he insisted on calling her publicly 

Also...Pet Names Galore 

Finally, his friends and advisors figured out how to free him and bring him back to normal 

He was slightly blushy for the next few days, but he tried his best to act like it never happened 

He met the girl privately to apologize for his behavior and gifted her with whatever she wanted to make up for it

Ok according to Mike’s own site he’s senior performance engineer. What I am deluding myself hoping is happening is that Mike is somehow shadowing Bono/Riki as an understudy so that one day he can become George’s race engineer.

Have some free Mike hotness to start your day. Did you notice how tiny George looks next to Mike, btw?

Hehe, thank you!!! And yesssss, oh my gosh, can you imagine? 

Edmund’s first suitor appeared when he was only twelve 

He had a bit of a growth spurt, and puberty was starting to hit

And he caught the eye of this princess who was 11 

There was only a year difference, but she had a hopeless crush on him

She would follow him around EVERYWHERE 

During important meetings, she would attend despite not having the need to just to stare at Edmund 

Edmund didn’t actually know what was up until he told Peter how this girl was creeping him out, and Peter just laughed 

He told Edmund exactly what was happening, and Edmund had never turned so red from embarrassment 

Thankfully, Peter was more in the spotlight and his next suitor didn’t appear until he was sixteen 

She was a lady from another smaller province and she had a very...peculiar way of complimenting him 

“Oh, Edmund...your brown eyes remind me of the twigs in my garden.” 

“My lord, your skin is as white as paper...it makes you so beautiful and fragile.” 

“King Edmund, your ears are quite outstanding aren’t they!” 

He was never quite sure if she was insulting him or complimenting him

Edmund tried to squash her advances by pushing one of his knights onto her 

Turns out his knight was far more interested and actually ended up courting the girl 

His next notable suitor came when he was eighteen

He had just come of age in Narnia, and a ball was held in his honor 

He got the usual attention from young ladies, but at that point he had learned how to politely decline 

Or sick Lucy and Susan on them--both were effective 

One widow in her forties seemed to wave them off and give him some peace at the ball 

She was really sweet to him, and Edmund pitied her since she had just lost her husband and never had the chance to have children 

She extended her visit at Cair, and she and Edmund actually got along well 

He thought of her as a mother figure...but she--er--had some other intentions 

It wasn’t until Susan gently broke the news to Edmund 

He was sooo horrified, and slightly disgusted

After some help from Peter, the lady finally left Edmund alone 

After the initial shock died down, his siblings had a good laugh about it...and he couldn’t help joining along 

When he was in his early twenties, he had one suitor that nearly caused a fire

She was not very nice at all, but she appeared to be in front of Edmund 

She flirted with him horribly...honestly, she was very bad

Edmund tried so many things...gently letting her down, bluntly letting her down

He tried to get Susan, Lucy, and even Peter to discourage her 

He got so desperate, he asked one of his good lady friends to act as his suitor for a short while 

Not even that pushed her off 

In the end, he went to her father and told him what had happened 

His suitor came storming in a horrifically ugly dress with so many feathers and claimed that she would start a war based on unrequited love

Of course, the others in the room chuckled at her expense

Her hand motions grew more animated, and she didn’t see the lit candle that caught fire on the feather from her sleeve 

She started running around wildly, and would’ve caught the room on fire if Edmund didn’t throw a glass of water on her singed sleeve

She was SOOO angry, but everyone in the room started laughing at the ridiculous situation 

Her father apologized to Edmund for her behavior, but she never visited Cair again

None of the Pevensies could say they minded 

Sorry ya’ll. My brain came up with some strange things just now. Haha...but I hope it made you laugh a little. 

Actually, I can totally see this. It’s my personal headcanon that Peter and Lucy were morning people, and Edmund and Susan were night owls. Think of this...

Susan always tried to go to bed early, since it seemed sensible 

But for some reason, her body just didn’t shut down and neither did her brain

In England, she actually loved school, but not often did she learn the things she craved

So, she would often sneak into her father’s study and steal a few books which she hid in her room

When Lucy was asleep, she would take them out and read them with a flashlight, devouring each and every word 

These weren’t fiction books either

They were nitty gritty philosophy books or rhetoric books

Fast forward to Narnia, and her body had not adjusted either 

She had a schedule though 

She would actually go to bed promptly between 11-12am, but she only managed to sleep an hour or so before she was up again 

She would sometimes read, sometime write letters, and a few times she actually felt adventurous 

She explored the castle alone, and no one but the guards knew about it

Because of her odd hours, she formed a good relation with Narnia’s night security, and they had a great respect for her 

She also used this time to check on her siblings 

More than once, she’d calm Peter or Edmund down from a nightmare 

And more than once, she would close Lucy’s window when she found her sister shivering in the cold 

Nobody knew about her odd hours until much later when Edmund had late work and had accidentally wandered into the wrong hall on his way to his chambers 

He found Susan exchanging information with some of the guards about Narnia’s wellbeing and the conditions of the poorer villages at night 

Susan never adjusted her sleeping schedule

So, then wouldn’t he have met Mr. Tumnus first? 

Well, I’m guessing since he talked to the White Witch, he had no sense of stranger danger either 

He’d probably end up going with Mr. Tumnus anyway for tea

The conversation would’ve been dull 

Edmund would sulky, and Mr Tumnus would try to fill in the void

But after a little while…and some tea…Edmund starts relaxing a bit and asking Tumnus questions

He finds the stories of his father and of the war before the winter very fascinating 

He could’ve probably related a bit more 

Just as he’s getting acquainted and comfortable with this faun who actually seemed to listen to him, he let his guard down and cue Mr. Tumnus putting him to sleep 

When he wakes up and finds Tumnus crying, he’d feel really out of place

Hearing that Tumnus planned to betray him, Edmund snaps

Suddenly grows very cold again and doesn’t want anything to do with Tumnus 

He doesn’t even comfort the faun and just bolts

He can’t really find his way through the woods since his sense of direction is very poor and also there are no clean roads

I imagine Tumnus catches up to him eventually and helps him back, which Edmund is very reluctant to follow 

When he returns home, he says nothing of the magical land 

He knows Peter won’t believe him, Susan would call him stupid, and Lucy…well, he didn’t really want her to know his secret 

So, all in all, he would never tell them 

But then Aslan gets them back again with the whole Macready thing 

Assuming Lucy hadn’t visited as well, they would be completely lost in the woods until some talking animal (probably Mr. Beaver) comes to their rescue 

The idea seems insane–them kings and queens? 

Edmund would’ve stuck with his siblings the entire time since he hadn’t met the Witch 

They would’ve gone home, and if Edmund were to finally come clean about the whole Mr. Tumnus thing, Peter and Susan would’ve assumed the place was dangerous 

They would’ve gone back…Narnia would continue being in a perpetual winter

Okay this is sad, cuz like….

•Imagine Edmund absolutely adoring Peter when they were little •But Peter didn’t share the same sentiment•He was always a little put off by Edmund following him around and playing with his things and copying him •But as they got older, Peter grew out of it and tried to be the best big brother •And for a short time before Edmund started school, things were chipper •But Edmund found new role models–not good ones •Peter tries to get him out, but Edmund pushes him away •Peter thinks it’s his fault cuz he ignored Edmund for a long time •But he keeps pushing because their father isn’t around and Edmund is affected by it more than he’s letting on •Meanwhile, all Edmund sees is Peter’s lectures and sees how wonderful and responsible Peter is •And he feels like total trash in comparison •But he can’t show that •So he puts up his defenses and fights Peter with all he has •His dad is the only one who can usually see past it and see the good in Edmund (so he thinks) so he feels out of place with their dad gone to war •After the whole coronation, Edmund is changed but more than ever he feels dirty next to Peter •He just has a different defense this time and secludes himself for awhile •Peter is terrified there’ll be a distance again, so he finds edmund and forces them to have a talk about everything •That ends up being one late night with lots of crying and hugging between the bros