#anon!headcanons

although Cecil immedietly wanted to marry the cute scientist as soon as he meet him, he only really knew how deep he was when instead of having a fantasy of having the everloving shit fucked out of him, he jerked off to a lovely fantasy of simply slowly kissing on a sofa.

"Hey Carlos watch this!" "what is it Cec.... OH MY WORD CEC I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD DO.... NO DON'T EAT THE TABLE WHOLE.... NO I DIDN'T MEAN YOU COULDN'T I MEANT YOU SHOULDN'T!" "I.... I think I need to lie down now" "CEC you just ate a table whole by dislocating your jaw you swallowed it without chewing I think you need a hospital" "Nah I'm fine I ate a building whole once just give me a minute.... was it... did you think it was cool?" "Ice cold Cec Ice cold"

Cecil snap chats the hell out of Carlos, partly because he misses him (okay mostly because he misses him) but also because he is curious about the strange otherworld that almost took them and their lives. It's a morbid curiosity for sure, but he gets a certain amount of satisfaction from flipping off the picture of the desert when Carlos sends him one without his face.

after moving in together all sense of their seperate clothing dissaperared because they could and they wanted to. So it wasn't 'my clothes, your clothes' anymore it was 'heck yeah I'mma wear your space jumper cause it's hella rad' and 'oh wow you are rocking my catdress!' it's a good system and they even make a habit of wearing jumpers and then swapping them just before they leave so the have that 'smells like you' smell.

"so then I was all 'no need to hiss at me' I only walked in on her polyamourous sexy times you know? I apologised and everyhing and then she just started hissing as I was leaving like geeze Dana calm down you know?" "yeah that's harsh Cec, I mean I walked in on doug summoning some other worldly entity for a botty call and he only teleported me out of his house you know?" "WAIT HE WAS BOTTY CALLING THAT MIGHT BE WHERE STATION MANAGEMENT WENT!" "OH MY WORD!"

cat calling in nightvale is severly different from any kind of catcalling Carlos was unfortunate enough to witness. In Nightvale catcalling is literally calling cats, as in certian citizens are born with the ability to call cats via their sneeze so that when they sneeze cats flock to them. Carlos as it turns out is born with this despite not being from nightvale, so when he sneezes from cat allergies more cats turn up, Cecil thinks it's the bees knees, Carlos may need a doctor.

after Carlos gave him the watch Cecil found subtle and not so subtle way to show it off in converasations like "oh sure I can tell you the time ON THE WATCH MY BOYFRIEND GAVE ME!" and flashing it around by waving his hand in your face. He is super proud of it, and takes it off only to sleep and shower, and he has been known to disable all clocks so people have to ask him the time and he can show it off.

Cecil has an entire folder on his laptop dedicated to overworked overcaffinated sleep deprived Carlos and the funny shit he says before he callapses. Some of the highlights include "I think I was formed in the womb alongside little flower fairies and that's why fairy dust makes me cry" "socks? I mean what even are they I mean WHAT?" "Cec, Cecil, CECIL, Cecil, My boyfriend, my boyfriend cecil... wait who are you?" "cheese is nice but I'd rather eat the sun tbh"