#annoyer

My sister: Did you say a lawyer...oR aNnOYeR

I was tagged by Adventuresintimeandspace, and this is the first time i've ever been tagged. Small note: i dislike forcing people to do this kind of thing, so the people who i tag are completely free to ignore any of this. It will not be held against you.

Rule one: Always post the rules

Rule two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones

Rule three: tag 11 people and link them to the post

1. Favorite ship of all time, even if it’s super obscure?

I have two: Hlaine 'Mad' Larkin and Sehra Muril alongside Brin Milo and Nessah Boroughs from Gaunt's Ghosts. Both ships sank because one of the two are at least half a sector away from the others, but i goddamn know that milo is coming back for the series finale so i can cope with that.

2. If you were a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would you be?

i want to say chocolate, but i'd probably be something awful like pistachio or something

3. The Doctor and Sherlock both show up at your door. Who do you go with?

As someone who is in love with science, do i take the higher functioning sociopath or the man with the box that breaks all the laws of physics i know. I think you know the answer.

4. If you had to murder one person that you know personally, who would it be? (you don’t have to use names if you don’t want to. a description is okay)

Theres a guy who tried to jump on my chest once and then beat me up. Give me but a dark night and the opportunity.

5. What was the last movie that made you cry?

I've never cried from films or books before, but the one that came closest recently is The Book Thief. If we're going for books however then All You Need Is Kill came pretty damn close

6. Do you have an up-to-date zombie apocalypse plan?

Find Cyan and my other friends

Get into his boat

Find a bigger boat

Proceed to raid the shores of England like the pirates of old

acquire long-handled weapons to remove the zombie threat from around the boat

7. What were your paternal grandparents like?

What the hell does the paternal part mean? *one wikipedia visit later* Ok yeah that makes good sense

Well they divorced pretty early on and although my grandmother still sorta loves my grandad he doesn't like her. My Grandad is dying slowly, and one day he will just wake up dead and i'll be moderately sad, i have already made my peace with that. Grandma is dying considerably quicker due to an ill choice of favourite foods, she's pretty much addicted to cream. She's going to die in the near future and i've also made peace with that. Grandad i definitely like more than Grandma, grandma only ever talks about the 'good old days' and her friends at church and other stuff, whereas grandad talks with my dad about how phones are improving in quality and how nuclear reactors have come a long way from what they used to be. Grandad is cool. Grandma is boring.

8. Am I a serial killer?

I'd like to be, but i'm not, i simply don't have the motivation.

9. What is a concept that you think would be an excellent TV show that you haven’t seen on the networks?

The culture novels as a TV series. Hasnt been done yet. Should've been done already.

10. If you had a superpower, what would it be?

I've considered them all but i would definitely go with being incredibly lucky, because luck beats everything. Conditional Immortality would be my second choice.

11. Starbucks order? 

Probably a hot chocolate, i don't like coffee or tea very much

Questions for the tagged:

1. Whats your favourite place in the world thats not in your own country, if you've never been abroad then give me the best place within your country

2. What are you most hyped up about right now

3. Who's your favourite musical artist

4. Do you think that there is life in the universe

5. Favourite animal

6. Anime, cartoons , live action or something else

7. What is your greatest accomplishment so far

8. If you could bring one dinosaur/pterosaur/prejurassic reptile back to life, which one would it be

9. Whats the prettiest jewel or metal 

10. Describe the eye of the last person or next person you see

11. The bodies are buried in the _______