#ankh.starter

The moonlight will always be my favorite thing, so don’t be surprised when you find a circle in every spare patch of grass in Ankh-Morpork. I know they’re few and far between, which is just more reason to mark them all. As long as you stay out of the river Ankh, this place is great.

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck this place. Stupid fucking bullshit. 

What a day, what a day. Happy Tuesday- or, Second Monday, however you like to look at things. This has been quite a productive day, if I do say so myself. Which I do, so it has been. In other news, whomever decided to charm their library book before returning it, please report to the Head Librarian immediately- she has some questions. Namely, how to catch the darn thing. 

I may or may not have had to take a potion off of the shelves today because it had the unfortunate side effect of turning people’s hair purple. So if you bought the Hair Lengthening Tonic and Shine Elixer, you can bring it back to my shop for a refund. Oops?

Are there any other students like me out there? I should compound on that. Students that intend to exceed expectations, earn high marks, and go on to take on a high volume of work. I do so hope so.

The cat ears wouldn’t be such a bad thing if they didn’t come with cat hearing. I’m not getting any sleep tonight. 

It’s Deal Day here at Sweet Escapes Bakery. So, come in and satisfy your sweet tooth with one of our Bear Claws, or a Boston Kreme something-or-other, or maybe a Maple Bacon Longjohn. 2 for $6, or 3 for $8. I’ve got plenty of other goodies too, and I’ll be experimenting with some new flavors this afternoon too. Come and see me, Ankh-Morpork. I’m ready and waiting!

I very rarely say this but...I’m bored. What’s going on in town tonight? Anything worth coming out for?