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R+ fanfiction idea 06

Rammstein as teachers

Inspired by: that we spend a lot of time in school; we can as well have interesting teachers, can we not?  

This list is unrelated to the other where RZK is a music teacher and TL history teacher. 😊 We chose the subjects according to who seems to have the most interest in which activity. Thus:

Lindemann = German and Literature; his favourite areas are Grammatical particles because they can change the meaning drastically, and Schwarze Romantik (🌹)

Richard = English and Literature; he spent several years in London and loves “Life and institutions” section of English teaching, and Gothic fiction (🌹)

Paul = Russian; he has spend half of his life in Moscow, where his parents used to work as diplomats (🍵)

Flake = Biology; a close associate of Sir David Attenborough in questions of Central European canines (his favourite animal is a wolf) (🐺)

Ollie = Physical Education; before the fatal injury, he used to swim for the German National Olympic Team (🏁)

Schneider = Physics and Mathematics; sometimes works with ESA for projects like Galileo Navigation (🌙)

Zoran = the Principal; is courteous but probably the strictest of all the personnel (🛑)

Joern = the Deputy + Art (every now and then); in his free time works in the advertising industry to create music videos and cool adverts for electronics manufacturing corporations (🎬)

Jonas = school counsellor (Psychology); an admirer of C G Jung, and a colleague of Jeanne Siaud-Facchin (🦓)

The school is a far-famed Gymnasium (grammar school) in Berlin: Lise Meitner Gymnasium. One has to work hard in this school, but they can motivate well. Quite often, the graduands are destined for the life of powerful grey eminences. 

 Damon has compared being in band to being married. And he seems to be not that far from the truth and he put it in music. Just take he timeline of blur as timeline of a relationship:

Leisure - “we´re in love, everything is great. We´re settling down, being very excited about what the future has to offer for us.”

MLIR - “we´re becoming a little bit more settled, still wonderfully in love. Job´s a drag tho.”

Parklife - “Still settling, we even got a pet. Job´s still a drag.”

The Great Escape - “Still in love. Starting to see imperfections in the significant other, but nobody´s perfect right? Drugs and alcohol to get out of the stereotype.”

Blur - “Still keeping strong, more imperfections start to show up. Drugs and alcohol are never good. Don´t overdo them kids.”

13 - “We just had an argument about why our pet was on our bed. It´s slowly getting worse and worse, but keeping faith. But if it´s going to be like this, the end´s inevitable.”

Think Thank - “We broke up. We were arguing every 5 seconds, it was unbearable. I still love my partner, but I Can´t take it anymore. We might get back together, but… we´ll see. I wish the were as they were before, but not if I’ll be the only one fighting.”

The Magic Whip - “We got back together. We settled our differences, and can communicate at a level where we understand that we may not always see eye to eye, but we have each other and that´s important.”

Chris Hemsworth and Bo Burnham both have Leo Sun, Virgo Moon and Mercury in their birth charts…they also both:

·         have blond hair

·         have blue eyes (that will pierce your soul…sorry)

·         are very good looking

·         are TALL AF 🌴

·         have great sense of humour (often times questionable?! risqué?! childish?!)

·         have talent for acting

·         can play guitar 🎸

In each member´s individual bands, main members have ships (e.g. Gramon, Milex, etc), right? But what if the other members of the ship made a band? I mean band with Damon Albarn, Alex Turner, Dominic Howard (tho I know he helps Jaded Hearts Club)?! I would not be too against… Other members can be either the same, from different band/s, or their ships (if they have any).

 1.       He looks …*chefs kiss* no need to discuss that, it´s obvious.

2.       The caption…. He chose one of my fave lines from one of my fave songs by DM. Not to mention it happened few days after I bought a copy of DM´s “Best of” JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT. And as I was listening to it JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT, imagined “well, I can imagine RZK listening to this unironically, and liking it”.

3.       HE wore a WHITE SHIRT … I accidentally wore a white shirt too that day.

4.       His guitar in the pic looks quite similar to mine.

5.       I was cleaning around my place, and was listening to Dead Kennedys and Black Flag (which he seems to be a fan of), PLUS I found my old-ish R+ posters….

*screams at a pitch only audible to dogs*

That´s too many coincidences at once… Is he spying on me? Or are we THAT spiritually connected? Or do we just have similar tastes?