"He's possessed. What do we do?"

Scott/Warren: I'm gonna jump on him, hug him, and hope he'll come back.

Scott/Warren, to each other: You're stronger than this. *hugs*

ya’ll realise that if you keep sending me ones with cyclops, the answers are gonna be pmuch the same? w/e tho i’ll still do it. even if i don’t even remotely ship it.

Finds ideas for Halloween costumes - Warren. Obviously Warren would come up with some hilarious couple costume that he somehow persuades Scott to wear.

Proposes to take a relaxing bath together - Warren. As i’ve said before, Scott initiates NOTHING

Spoils the kids a little bit too much - Warren. he’s not that big on kids but when he actually finds one that he likes he’s just like “TAKE MY MONEY” “TAKE ITTT”

Wakes his/her other half on the week-end for some grown-ups quality time - probably Warren. 

Likes watching outside when there is a storm - Both. Scott cause he just does and Warren cause DAMNIt now i cant fly

Is the most addicted to coffee - Scott. Warren probably only drinks expensive tea.

Has a lot of family photos in her/his phone - Scooter. All his giant spacetime bbys. So many. 

Eats the last part of pie/cake - Warren. He can stress eat 8 sandwiches and 4 pizzas damn right he’s goin for that cake too.

Checks on the kids before going to bed - Scott. Warren goes to sleep rly quick like a lil bird in a nest 

Comes to the other after a fight to reconcile - Warren. With flowers and chocolates that cost waaaayyy too much.