so, Jessamy's questions:

1. What is your favourite song to sing?

Woman In Love by Barbara Streisand, but only when I'm completely isolated so that no poor mortal will hear and consequently die. Also maybe This Corrosion by The Sisters of Mercy so I can do a low dude voice. I can't sing at all, tbh.

2. If you could choose any part in any musical to play (regardless of gender/age/singing ability etc), who would you choose?

Maria Von Trapp from Sound of Music, or Dr. Frank N. Furter from Rocky Horror.

3. One place you’d like to visit before you die.

New Zealand, or London or Rome again.

4. Do you have any obscure skills/a party trick?

I can tie cherry stems with my tongue! 

5. A film that makes you cry no matter what?

THE WORLD'S END HAHA JESSAMY THIS CANNOT BE NEWS TO YOU

6. What is your earliest memory?

Oh god, probably an amalgamation of all the trips I've been on with my extended family as a toddler.

7. If you could choose 3 people to have a dinner party with, who would you choose?

Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. Because reasons.

8. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes.

9. Do you have any nicknames?

Not that I can think of...

10. What is the strangest thing you believed as a child?

Just your standard monsters-under-my-bed-and-in-the-shadows kinda thing, but the strange part is that I'm still the same.

11. Favourite thing about your home town?

The food. My god, the food.

BONUS:

12. Your life depends on you getting a tattoo in the next 24 hours; what do you get?

The One Ring inscription on my wrist.

Jen's questions:

1. have you done/said something in the past year that you completely regret now?

Skipped a presentation that ended up me failing that unit in uni. 

2. otp/brotp/notp? (any fandom)

otp: johnlock brotp: mary/sherlock notp: mary/magnussen hAHAHAHAHA I DON'T EVEN KNOW I SHIP ALL EXISTING SHIPS

3. a tv show you watch that has little to no fandom? I don't want to say Spaced or Black Books because their fandoms are small and quiet but generous and lovely, so maybe Hardware with Martin Freeman and Peter Serafinowicz.

4. ideal pet?

you, on a leash A pink fairy armadillo because cUUUuuUte. Also terrapins.

5.whats the worst book you’ve read recently?

I want to say Heart Of Darkness by Joseph Conrad but I totally didn't read most of it so maybe The Handmaids Tale by Margaret Atwood ugh ugh ugh I want to flush it down the toilet.

6. whats your guilty pleasure song?

Benedict Cumberbatch singing Can't Keep It Inside haha bye

7. you are the ruler of a fantasy kingdom! what is your house name, your castles name and your worlds name? (e.g.. Lannister, The Red Keep, Westeros) ((you can be creative u smart lil fucks))

what the fuck jen  house name: ??? Wright maybe? castle name: The Winchester world name: Rodrigopolis

8. ever given something up you wish you didn’t?

ballet

9.something you have done artistically you are proud of?

hell yeah I painted a galaxy and I'm v proud of it

10. you are in the zombie apocalypse. your wielded weapons are the three items on your right. what are they?

A towel, a charger cable and a DVD. (I feel like Shaun and Ed with their record collection and mug tree and stuff)

11. if your favourite dead character came up to you right now saying they were alive, what would you do/say?

Rule 1: Post the rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions you were tagged on and make 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Sooo... questions:

1. What was the last funny joke you heard?

my life  I think it was "always the Roger Taylor the drummer for Duran Duran, never the Roger Taylor the drummer for Queen." Ehehehe.

2. Last time you cried?

Watching the Spaced documentary Skip To The End like a couple of hours ago.

3. One thing you want to relive from 2013.

Meeting Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright fo' sho'. In fact, I want to relive that moment on a loop forever.

4. One thing you want to hurry up in 2014

Christmas, probably. Getting back to Melbourne would be nice too.

5. Dream job

Professional blogger? Is that a thing?

6. Infinite money, but what would you buy first?

Death Star LEGO and Millennium Falcon LEGO. Just all the LEGO, basically.

7. Favourite bit about yourself?

My tattoo...? Actually no, I hate everything about me. [shrugs]

8. If you could do one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?

Watch new episodes of Sherlock.

9. Favourite item of clothing you own?

The only pretty lacy bra I own.

10. Doing anything interesting tomorrow?

Flying to India, which is quite the opposite of interesting. Eh, what can you do.

11. Do you believe in soulmates?

[glances wistfully at Edgar Wright] [glances sadly at Sherlock glancing at John] Weeeeeell, maybe for other people. I'm the exception to this rule apparently.

(BONUS QUESTION)

12. If everyone could own one item, what would it be and why?

Does tolerance count as an item? No? Maybe a sonic screwdriver then. I'm not sure why. It'll just be great.

My questions:

1. What song is stuck in your head right now?

2. Your most re-read book/fic?

3. Do you have any irrational fears?

4. Favourite director and your favourite movie by them?

5. A word you really hate?

6. What's the closest thing to you on your left side?

7. The last book you read that made an impact on you in one way or another?

8. Favourite villain?

9. Did you ever go though a phase? Emo, weeaboo, so forth and etc.

10.  How do you take your favorite tea/coffee? 

11. Spoilers: yay or nay?

BONUS: 

12. What was the last funny joke you heard? (because it's an awesome question)

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