so, Jessamy's questions:

1. What is your favourite song to sing?

Woman In Love by Barbara Streisand, but only when I'm completely isolated so that no poor mortal will hear and consequently die. Also maybe This Corrosion by The Sisters of Mercy so I can do a low dude voice. I can't sing at all, tbh.

2. If you could choose any part in any musical to play (regardless of gender/age/singing ability etc), who would you choose?

Maria Von Trapp from Sound of Music, or Dr. Frank N. Furter from Rocky Horror.

3. One place you’d like to visit before you die.

New Zealand, or London or Rome again.

4. Do you have any obscure skills/a party trick?

I can tie cherry stems with my tongue! 

5. A film that makes you cry no matter what?

THE WORLD'S END HAHA JESSAMY THIS CANNOT BE NEWS TO YOU

6. What is your earliest memory?

Oh god, probably an amalgamation of all the trips I've been on with my extended family as a toddler.

7. If you could choose 3 people to have a dinner party with, who would you choose?

Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. Because reasons.

8. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes.

9. Do you have any nicknames?

Not that I can think of...

10. What is the strangest thing you believed as a child?

Just your standard monsters-under-my-bed-and-in-the-shadows kinda thing, but the strange part is that I'm still the same.

11. Favourite thing about your home town?

The food. My god, the food.

BONUS:

12. Your life depends on you getting a tattoo in the next 24 hours; what do you get?

The One Ring inscription on my wrist.

Jen's questions:

1. have you done/said something in the past year that you completely regret now?

Skipped a presentation that ended up me failing that unit in uni. 

2. otp/brotp/notp? (any fandom)

otp: johnlock brotp: mary/sherlock notp: mary/magnussen hAHAHAHAHA I DON'T EVEN KNOW I SHIP ALL EXISTING SHIPS

3. a tv show you watch that has little to no fandom? I don't want to say Spaced or Black Books because their fandoms are small and quiet but generous and lovely, so maybe Hardware with Martin Freeman and Peter Serafinowicz.

4. ideal pet?

you, on a leash A pink fairy armadillo because cUUUuuUte. Also terrapins.

5.whats the worst book you’ve read recently?

I want to say Heart Of Darkness by Joseph Conrad but I totally didn't read most of it so maybe The Handmaids Tale by Margaret Atwood ugh ugh ugh I want to flush it down the toilet.

6. whats your guilty pleasure song?

Benedict Cumberbatch singing Can't Keep It Inside haha bye

7. you are the ruler of a fantasy kingdom! what is your house name, your castles name and your worlds name? (e.g.. Lannister, The Red Keep, Westeros) ((you can be creative u smart lil fucks))

what the fuck jen  house name: ??? Wright maybe? castle name: The Winchester world name: Rodrigopolis

8. ever given something up you wish you didn’t?

ballet

9.something you have done artistically you are proud of?

hell yeah I painted a galaxy and I'm v proud of it

10. you are in the zombie apocalypse. your wielded weapons are the three items on your right. what are they?

A towel, a charger cable and a DVD. (I feel like Shaun and Ed with their record collection and mug tree and stuff)

11. if your favourite dead character came up to you right now saying they were alive, what would you do/say?

anon, you’re just figuring that out now? her writing has always been brilliant with no matter what she does! <3