#android starters

Finding out they’re an android / cyborg / AI

❝ What are you? ❞

❝ So... what’s your function? ❞

❝ You aren’t going to go rough on me now, are you? ❞

❝ Get away from me! ❞

❝ Can I hold / touch you? ❞

❝ Come on, let me mess around! ❞

❝ What else can you do? ❞

❝ That’s pretty cool! You aren’t gonna hurt me, right? ❞

❝ Your... limb fell off. ❞

❝ Why’s your head off?! ❞

❝ Is that why you don’t bleed? ❞

❝ That’s not blood... ❞

❝ So you’re like... a walking cellphone? Or PC? ❞

❝ Can you fly too? ❞

❝ Show me your cyber enhancements! ❞

❝ You feel so cold... ❞

❝ So you work like an Alexa or something? ❞

❝ Hey, hey, I won’t think any less of you. ❞

❝ I think you being a/an [ ] is pretty cool! ❞

❝ Woah. Not the weirdest thing I’ve seen today. ❞

❝ How do I do maintenance on you? ❞

❝ How do you do maintenance on yourself? ❞