Average Cyberpunk 2077 Story Mission
Story Important Person: V! I have a way to cure the Keanu Reeves plot virus in your head that is literally killing you! You just have to do something literally impossible for me for this barest flicker of hope!
V: You are going to betray me. I am actively watching you set up the "Betrayal-tron 5000" machine right now.
SIP: Whhaaaat?! No! I can genuinely save you from your inevitable thematically appropriate death!
Johnny Silverhand: They're going to betray you V. They are actively holding the knife they're going to stick in your back.
V: I have literally no choice but to walk into this obvious death trap out of the barest chance it can cure me of the Keanu Reeves Plot Virus
-Ending Scenario 1-
SIP: I'M SO SORRY I BETRAYED YOU! Society is so completely fucked that I have to betray someone actively dying and begging for help because it's literally the only way to survive in this literal hellscape of a world that binds us in corporate chains and brings out the wors tof ourselves in the name of survival!
V: I'm used to it.
Johnney: Can we blow up Arasaka now?
-Ending Scenario 2-
SIP: MUAHAHAHA! I HAVE BETRAYED YOU FOR MY OWN SELFISH INTERESTS YOU DYING FOOL! NOW PREPARE TO-
V:
Johnny: Can we blow up Arasaka now?













