I come to you all, as another Master Attendant struggling through this hellish Pizza event, with a secret technique.
THE SINGLE SHOT CLOWN TIPPER
First, you must concentrate on the 10 selections before you. Let your eyes sweep across the myriad doors. Accept each of their presences and the paths they may unfold.
Listen, for the sound of crazed, tortured laughter**.
Feel, for the blazing pulse of its death-beckoning dance.
See, with your mind’s eye, the singular point the capering shadows converge.
And lash out, like a bear swiping at an unruly salmon!
If you’re lucky enough and reblog this post, you may yet master this technique.
I’m not promising anything.
**DISCLAIMER: You can’t actually hear anything to indicate you’re any closer to finding the clown. This event is purely driven by luck, which you can buy with $$ if you’re so desperate and made the mistake of making your account in the Gloriville server.