mr and mr actual soulmates ranch metaphor 1000 year old tortoises i’ll find you in any world phil i wanna tell you about my lexicon obviously we were more than friends you are next to me in my life can phil express an opinion your skin looks nice under the blue sun you could go swimming in those eyes hello from the editing zone that’s the plan maybe what phil’s done for me i’ve spent the majority of 2016 with another person i want to be there so you don’t have to be brave i <3 dan i <3 phil d <3 p

if im publishing porn on archive of our own dot gov just know i already jorked it to the material and found it suitable. it comes pre-jorked

call me a hooker the way I’m about to bury some toxic waste in her love canal

I wish I had a normal hyperfixation I hate being like “this is my comfort show” and it’s objectively the worst most low quality adult cartoon anyone has ever seen