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Greetings,

I never in all my years thought I’d have to make such a public statement about the events of today and my stance on the exclusion of certain homies based off of their sexual preference, but apparently it has come to this. Today in my car I was forced to be an onlooker as two of my best friends (one a cishet dude (astronaut pancakes) and the other a lesbian) pretended to kiss one another and excluded me AND called it a unionisation because I do not like women (in a romantic and sexual way i am always dtf (down to find (jesus)) with my woman friends). This was hurtful because I wanted kisses goodnight as well and what you (asstronautpancakes) and my other “friend” (abz) did in my 2006 e class mercedes benz today on the way back from the city was completely unacceptable. Just because I don’t like women doesn’t mean I don’t deserve love from everyone, including those who do love women (like yourself). Your heterosexual and cisgender society has been made to purposely exclude me as a transgender homosexual guy and your cishet privilege was very apparent today when you kissed only the women loving homies goodnight but not me. This is a blatant act of discrimination and CLEARLY goes against the second amendment which is the right to bear arms with friends and hug it out on the battlefield (and anywhere else). I can appreciate a good pair of mommy milkers in a platonic way and from a distance and I have friends who are women but you decided to make this political and thus I am genuinely disappointed in your behaviour while inside Benson today. Although you are cishet I allowed you into my home and considered you one of my brethren and i feel betrayed. It PAINS me to have to do this but you are uninvited from my baptism in Kai’s pool tonight and I will no longer be considering you my best man. You’ll have to wear a hideous ass outfit (shouldn’t be hard for you to find one in that straight ass closet of yours) to my wedding (which i will be pity inviting you to.) in order to make it into the party and even then I hope the best man beats you in the first fight and you get a disgusting black eye that matches your lgbtq+ hating soul. I will also be doxxing you at my wedding by telling everyone your full name is “J. Chaderick Last Name.” Have a great life kissing women and not me.

Please hesitate to ask questions,

Your (former) comrade,

Ollie