Aug 2, 2024
managed to somehow not horrifically fail a round of dead by daylight playing as wesker and immediately hit the poor fucking ada wong whom i did not realize was trying to befriend me until i had already beat her upside the head in a blind rage in post-game chat with the goddamn "another bsaa operative down, i'm wesking out"
only to realize then in my blind panicked stupor (playing killer in dead by daylight makes me feel like i'm going into cardiac arrest) that i'm an actual mo-ron and
a) ada wong Lied about being a bsaa operative and i somehow managed to forget that like key fucking plot point somehow even though i knew that
b) every other player was a console player who couldn't possibly have responded to me.
#i might be an asshole but i think the “i'm wesking out” maneuvre is the funniest shit i've ever seen#any other RE character/skin wearers are getting weskered but i think i'm gonna start being a dipshit#and specifically allowing the rest of the alpha stars team to live#on occasion of course i'm already awful enough at this game without purposefully letting people leave#brother i manage to bungle everything down to seeing people#and hooks#can't see hooks for shit#can't hear audio cues#my anxiety turns me into a spitting panicked animal the moment i miss a hit#dead by daylight#resident evil
