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Draco: I know that one day Potter and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!
Draco: *lifts himself up from the Slytherin table and marches away*
Other Slytherins:
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So I'm going to take this time to remind you that I've hugged Doug Walker :P
You scorpion woman! XD
On an unrelated note, Iām trying to help somebody find a good Bucktasha Anastasia AU fic. Got a rec?
Today someone decided that autism was caused by: *looks around* carpet. Autism is caused by...desk.
(Scientists, are you just looking at things in the room and saying they cause autism?)
Autism is caused by lamp.Ā
(Do you really think autism is caused by lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?)
Autism is caused by lamp! Autism is caused by lamp.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION.
I HAVE JUST RECEIVED AN URGENT, AND HORRIFYING NEWS STORY.
I NEED ALL OF YOU, TO STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND LISTEN.
JULIET LARKSPUR IS EBIL.
THAT IS ALL.
(( juliet-larkspur ))
My brother and me are breaking out the old boxes full of Christmas stuff when he notices something written on top of the box. It has the word "FRAGILE" written on it.
Steven: Hey, what does "Fray-jil-eh" mean? (he's smiling)
Me: Oh, I think that's synonymous with the word "Frag-le".
Steven: Yeah, but what does that mean?
Me: I believe it's an old wooden ship.
Steven: Right, like the one Santa comes in on during Christmas.
My mom standing near by interrupts, no longer able to stay quiet.
Mom: I swear to God, I have no idea how you two make friends!
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The way Andy's fart smells sometimes.
Andy farts in bed.
Erica: EWWWW! That smells like the slow cooker meal that died in your butt!
Andy: It smells like Big Foot's dick!
Seeing Rise of the Guardians tomorrow
sam-brochester: If you see that movie without me, I'm not gonna watch it
Me: Fine, then you'll miss out on an awesome movie.
And there is going to be fanfics and fan art and shipping and references and fresh--- HERBS
And we will quote. UNTIL THE SUN RISES.
AND
YOU
WON'T
BE
INVITED
I'm in over my head 60% of the time all the time.
