#anatoliy

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Anatoliy

That’s going to be quite long but here we go :D1. most likely to clean up everybody’s crap without asking- Shura definitely,she’s quite obsessed with keeping things tidy and clean.

2. most likely to get in a fight- Nikolai.Troublemaker is literally in his description

3. most likely to fall asleep literally anywhere- MAXIM! He’s always tired and can get comfy anywhere so…if there’s a chance to sleep,he’s going to.

4. most likely to get a crap-ton of tattoos- Anatoliy. He thinks they’re cool because they’re not so common in the metro. Would probably cry everytime he gets one,though.

5. most likely to get a really crappy tattoo and immediately regret it- Yaroslava.She changes her mind way too quickly.

6. most likely to survive the zombie apocalypse- Maxim,he’s a Stalker after all!

7. most likely to be two hours late to their own event- Nikolai. He’s a fucking mess.

8. most likely to flirt to get what they want- Shura. She’s pretty and she knows.Would only do it if very necessary.(or if there was food involved)

9. most likely to laugh at a funeral- Nikolai again! 

10. most likely to look really good in a kilt- Probably Maxim. He’s got strong™ legs

11. most likely to steal free samples- Yaroslava. She’s used to steal anyway :’v

12. most likely to take selfies at inappropriate times-DEFINITELY Nikolai.

13. most likely to ruin everything- Maxim. He’s awkward as heck.

14. most likely to have a shotgun wedding- I don’t think any of them would do that??

15. most likely to laugh until they cry-Anatoliy. It’s easy to make him laugh.

16. most likely to get into an argument with an animal-Nikolai. Literally gets angry with the rats that live in his station ALL the time.

17. most likely to use any and all excuses to take off articles of clothing- I don’t think any of them would actually do that to be completely honest :0

18. most likely to prank call people-Nikolai. That bastard.

19. most likely to binge-watch Netflix for absurd lengths of time- Maxim. once he focuses on something…he gets it done.

20. most likely to sing better than expected- Anatoliy. He’s actually pretty decent! can play the piano too.

21. most likely to get attacked by a bird- Maxim doesn’t like birds…(I don’t know if demons count but he got attacked by one *cough*)

22. most likely to sleepwalk/talk- Yaroslava. She looks scary enough awake.

23. most likely to drop obscure references nobody understands- Maxim. He’s seen so much shit :’v

24. most likely to go to a party just for the food- Shura. Loves eating,denies it.

25. most likely to make questionable fashion decisions- Maxim. He just doesn’t care. He’d wear a skirt if he didn’t have anything else so like.

26. most likely to be talented in surprising ways- Anatoliy.

27. most likely to listen to one song for four days in a row- Nikolai. He already does it :v Not like there’s much stuff to listen to in the metro anyway…

28. most likely to eat cake for breakfast-Shura. Like I said,she loves food more than anything.

29. most likely to go bridge/cliff-jumping-Yaroslava.

Joaquin about Tolya before discovering they really are parents

So accurate lmaooo

I think you mean relatives? I know that in French parents also means relatives so yeah

Also spoilers haha