Yesterday I was in my uncle's house with my family, my uncle's grandson who's a 4 year old, was playing with a nerfgun, shooting everyone, everytime he could, my dad was tired so he put a mattress in the middle of the living room and went to sleep, hours past and my dad was still sleeping and the 4 year-old start shooting him, but my dad didn't want to wake up yet, so the little shit head instead of taking a no for an answer and having zero darts to shoot, threw the whole freaking gun to my dad's face.
That's how caothic I aspired to be one day.


















