#an intervention

me: watching a chris evans show

I love whatever the fuck is wrong with them and it has taken me so off guard because the first few episodes of this season are a little bit rough to watch. But I would kill for these two so it's all well.

listen. I think there’s gotta be a line somewhere about including your pets in your thirst traps. like, okay, if you’re chilling shirtless with your dog to show off your muscles/belly, that’s one thing. but I just saw a dude who had carefully arranged his junk for the biggest basket in his carefully tucked-around grey sweatpants and his dog had its head laid, like, right next to his junk on his inner thigh? fucking cheek to jowl with this dude’s staged bulge