don’t worry, I’ll wear myself out eventually

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

becoming a reclusive researcher who ignores family friends and romance for a decade and when I finally leave my lab I present a formula for a toothpaste that makes your teeth more sensitive

humanconnection.com/beginners

im gonna remove my nervous system so i wont be nervous anymore. cant believe what a good idea this is why did no one else do this

I did not "decide to become a girl" I was actively suppressing the "girly" desires and things to talk about before realizing I'm a girl due to the expectations that society placed on me

I was always a girl but I kept destroying myself in favor of appealing to the majority

I think I've decided that if anything I make ever really seriously takes off, you're getting nothing from me. No promises, zero explanations. It's all in the text. After it's out there it's not mine anymore. You are getting none fan interactions except for occasionally replying "thank you" to a nice comment

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

wow. that's a good post. in order to appreciate the post I will scroll up slightly to ensure I am reading the entire thing. ah, it would seem that my tumblr feed has refreshed, and the post is now gone forever. one should never get too attached

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

fourth base is talking about your feelings

if I had a dollar for every time one of my friends sent me this post asking “is this you” I would have enough money to buy a really awesome six scoop ice cream. WITH sprinkles