don’t worry, I’ll wear myself out eventually

I think I've decided that if anything I make ever really seriously takes off, you're getting nothing from me. No promises, zero explanations. It's all in the text. After it's out there it's not mine anymore. You are getting none fan interactions except for occasionally replying "thank you" to a nice comment

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

wow. that's a good post. in order to appreciate the post I will scroll up slightly to ensure I am reading the entire thing. ah, it would seem that my tumblr feed has refreshed, and the post is now gone forever. one should never get too attached

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

fourth base is talking about your feelings

if I had a dollar for every time one of my friends sent me this post asking “is this you” I would have enough money to buy a really awesome six scoop ice cream. WITH sprinkles

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

To be fair to Poison Ivy, heists and deathtrap construction aere easier and more fun than dealing with the funding approval process in sane science

leaving this on someones parked car after i ram into it

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!