don’t worry, I’ll wear myself out eventually

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

in the sea of sorrow dlc some pirate ass seafaring bug is going to be like "ahoy red maiden your vessel is not seaworthy!" and hornet is going to stare solemnly off into the distance and say "i knew a vessel once…" while her boat sinks into the ocean with her still on it

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Me making a oc : i gotta figure out how this one is being tortured

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month