@amissaviator said: “i’m not looking for a relationship, i’m looking for a bottle of vodka.”
❝I don’t drink vodka unless I want to make some MISTAKES,❞ says Noah. After all, he often made plenty of those sober, why tempt fate? ❝And truth be told, I’m not really looking for either of those things, personally.❞ He didn’t need alcohol or a relationship, he didn’t think either would be particularly great for him. Which wasn’t to say he never dabbled in either or both, but still.
❝Lucky for you--I really do occasionally enjoy making mistakes. So I do have a little bit somewhere...I’m sure. I will say though, a bottle of vodka isn’t really the next best thing to human companionship? Maybe try hugging a pillow first.❞
















