#amerillian

Hi my name is Genji Shimada and I have Green, but I wear a helmet so who cares hair that reaches my I dont know anymore and Black eyes like like my ass crack and a lot of people tell me I look like Zenyatta (AN: if u don't know who they are get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Hanzo Shimada but I wish I was because they're a major fucking hottie. I have kinda grey I guess skin. I'm also a Cyborg Ninja, and I yell for healing when on the other side of the map from my healers in Zenyattas Dick where I'm in my 20th year of being an undead ninja and I need healing (I'm 42). I'm a weeaboo (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly Green . I love Macys and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a nipple clamps and assless chaps, mouth gag and and a huge horse dildo up my bungus. I was wearing eyeliner thats streaks down my cheeks as the horse dildo slides up further. I was walking outside not the payload. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of mercys stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. "Hey Genji Shimada!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Zenyatta!

I was going to go to the DMV this morning to get my permit, but of course I apparently need my social security card, which apparently isn’t with my birth certificate and everything. I wouldn’t have put it anywhere else, and now i gotta figure out what the fuck I’m gonna do.

lets find out what happens when I drink while being super depressed

well I can definitely say. suckiest bday ive had

Starting to work out again. Must become thicc with muscle

im what the cool kids call “depressed”